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Author Topic: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!  (Read 1453 times)

Haspen

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SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« on: June 06, 2017, 02:36:55 pm »

Q: Haspen y u do this
A: Because I don't know any better and have to make up another one with random gimmick at its focus?


You guys gotta fill out this:

Name: make up some!
Army Bonus: Morale, Manpower, Vehicles, Supplies, Support
Trait: Father Figure, Tactician, Logistician, Friends at HQ, Athletic, Improvisator
Allegiance:
GRAND IMPERIAL ALLIANCE: Gulden Empire (provoker of the Great War, huge manpower and vehicular reserves)
High Kingdom of Krone (elite marksmen, ally of Gulden Empire)
Third Lirean Republic (low manpower, famous artillerymen and aviators, ally of Gulden Empire)
Urgyan Monarchy (minor manpower, elite rangers/cavalrymen, ally of Gulden Empire)
CONCORDAT OF LIONS: Sterling Monarchy (great air support, decent manpower, archenemy of Guldens)
Umbrian Republic (great manpower, but inferior vehicles, ally of Sterling Monarchy)
Saltanian Republic-in-Exile (near-fanatical remnants, victim of Gulden aggression, ally of Sterling Monarchy)
United Kraltia (decent manpower, automobile innovators, ally of Sterling Monarchy)

And that's all! Fast updates of the military victories, defeats and the career of the army officer promised!
« Last Edit: June 06, 2017, 04:06:28 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMOFFICER!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2017, 02:53:00 pm »

Name: Rikkard Mogard
Army Bonus: Morale
Trait: Father Figure
Allegiance: Gulden Empire
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Re: SPAMOFFICER!
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2017, 03:06:29 pm »

Name: Moulain Elsthis.
Army Bonus: Manpower
Trait: Logistician
Allegiance: Umbrian Republic

Drown them in bodies.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2017, 03:08:35 pm »

Name: Rikkard Mogard
Army Bonus: Morale
Trait: Father Figure
Allegiance: Gulden Empire
For the empire! +1
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Re: SPAMOFFICER!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2017, 03:16:37 pm »

Name: Rikkard Mogard
Army Bonus: Morale
Trait: Father Figure
Allegiance: Gulden Empire
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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2017, 03:39:36 pm »

1st Mai, 1880 CYA*

You are Major Rikkard Mogard, field officer of the Gulden Empire!

The Great War, dubbed by the contemporary historians already, has been a bloody five years business so far. Who thought that those Sterling bastards would react so strongly against conquest of a small republic on the other side of the Empire?

But they did, and they dragged their friends into it, and so your beloved Emperor Matthias III had to drag his own friends into it.

Five years have passed and the trenches are filled with bodies, farm fields littered with wreckages of steelbirds, and depths of sea sprinkled liberally with sunken vessels. The Great War carries on and you have been recently promoted to full command.

You're well known amongst your trops as a confident and caring father figure, who gets along with his soldiers and your soldiers repay you with loyalty and utmost respect.

5th Mai, 1880 CYA

You arrive at the frontlines, and the 11th Arrmy, of the recently killed Major Potatokin, becomes yours, per orders of the Emperor himself.

After the morning cup of tea, Lieutenant Fritz Frizten brings you the Army Ledger:

Morale: Moderately High (7)
Manpower: 68.500 Imperial soldiers
Vehicles: 142 Landships (mostly medium-size), 84 Mobile Guns
Supplies: Average (5)
Support: Adequate (5, mostly artillery)

Then your Lieutenant reminds you of current task: continuation of the paused Kapustatt Offensive through the southeastern border of the Umbrian Republic.

Reconnaisance report places many trenches and pillboxes in your way, and although Umbrian airforce is decimated, they have the saupport of Sterling steelbirds, and of course the reckless Umbrian cavalry is known to strike at least fortunate times.

It is time to set orders!

As for the pace of the offensive...

A) We will go slow and steady, pushing through the fortified area in one spot while other strongpoints are only tied up.
B) We will rush landships and cavalry through the trenches - why bother conquering something that you can simply roll over?
C) We will blast the entrenched enemies with artillery before our infantry moves in to conquer the trenches for the Empire!

As for the support...

A) We will call the local Imperial Airforce units to provide reconnaisance.
B) We will call the local Imperial Airforce units to provide strafing and bombing of the trenches.
C) We will do without it.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2017, 04:05:21 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMOFFICER!
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2017, 03:47:34 pm »

C,A

A,A

C,A


Air units show were to strike and enemy movements,

And we weaken them while our army take the chance when they are busy with the injured
And we press the weaker points with our glorious army to victory

And we fuck them real good.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2017, 08:12:55 pm by omada »
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Re: SPAMOFFICER!
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2017, 03:48:12 pm »

CA
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2017, 03:55:18 pm »

C, A
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Re: SPAMOFFICER!
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2017, 04:02:33 pm »

C, A
+1 For the Emperor! Death before dishonor!
« Last Edit: June 06, 2017, 04:45:22 pm by Prophet »
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Re: SPAMOFFICER!
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2017, 04:17:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2017, 04:28:16 pm »

A,A Remember force concentration folks, it'll be an easier time if we do a concerted push in a lightly defended area. That'll break the line and allow for encirclement.
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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2017, 04:48:57 pm »

A,A Remember force concentration folks, it'll be an easier time if we do a concerted push in a lightly defended area. That'll break the line and allow for encirclement.
+1 Actually I think I might agree with this course of action more. Still Glory to the Emperor! Death before dishonor! Loyalty and victory to his Majesty!
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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2017, 06:07:34 pm »

Changed my vote

Changed again \/
« Last Edit: June 06, 2017, 08:11:03 pm by omada »
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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2017, 06:48:21 pm »

C,A

Softening them up and then fighting them where they get blasted to bits sounds like a good idea. Better then a slow press in against a fortified position at least. Turning this into a meat grinder against the highest manpower on the enemy side is probably not the best idea!
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