Charles summons a powerful gun and starts shooting Frank.
Summon Gun: 1d10 = 10
Charles summons the
DESTROYINATOR 9000. With seemingly limitless bullets at 8,000 RPM, this bad boy can turn just about anything or anyone into pure sludge.
Shoot: 1d10 = 1
Unfortunately for Charles, he failed to realize the gun was backwards, and is immediately shot in the face with several kilograms of lead.
XX121
Spawn some Praetorian xenomorphs.
Spawn: 1d10 = 4
You get some... whatever the step before Praetorian is. And by "some" I mean 2.
Still kinda useful I guess?
Roger tries to find the GM's faith that apparently fell out of him, and grab hold of it to maybe slow his descent.
Find Faith: 1d10 = ...wait.
Can "faith" really be considered an actual, physical construct in this dimension?
I mean, normally I'd make Faith an actual person named Faith or some block of something, but in this void dimension, the rules don't exactly apply, do they?
You begin to ponder the physics of the void.
Ponder: 1d10 = 8
You manage to ponder the physics of belief, as well as how such belief and emotion could be used to manipulate space in abstract dimensions before realizing very quickly that there's another platform.
Land: 1d10 = 9
You land with the grace of an angel, slowly coming to a stop on the platform.
Wait a minute, this isn't just any platform. It's the
same platform! With the same button on the bottom!
Frank absorbs himself into his own pocket dimension to hide.
Go Into Pocket Dimension: 1d10 = 4
You quickly escape into your pocket dimension, inside this other pocket dimensio- oh no.
Pocket Dimension: Don't Implode: 1d10 = 2
You are flung back out into the first pocket dimension as the second one implodes into nothingness. You can get it back probably, but only if you take it to the repair shop.
Manworm:
Crap out a new god made out of the universal stuff I've eaten. Name him Jeff.
Make God: 1d10 = 2
You make... something. You're not entirely sure, it looks to be an ever-shifting mass of potential.
Name: 1d10 = 10
It's definitely named Jeff, though.
You wake up at your campsite, prepared for another day of JUSTICE.
Look, some other neighbors! Maybe they need a nice shovel full of JUSTICE to the face!
SHOVEL KNIGHT somersaults into town and brandishes his JUSTICE SHOVEL! It's time for another ADVENTURE!
SHOVEL KNIGHT sees VICTOR SUPERBIA posing in a dramatic fashion! Surely, a man of such stature must be a HERO like himself!
SHOVEL KNIGHT approaches the man, and extends an armored hand in friendly greeting.
Roll to... make a friend?
Make Friend: 1d10 = 4
He's kinda friends with you. Like, you talk, but you're pretty far down on his list of most important friends. You're not at the absolute bottom, but you're not exactly his first choice, either.
Take head count of how many hooligans I have(...that shouldn't take a roll, should it?), then have them follow me around while I look for some innocent bystanders to target because the blood must flow.
Woah woah woah. Are you UNDERESTIMATING MY POWER?!
Count Hooligans: 1d10 = 4
You count, like, ten-ish. But really, that doesn't matter because you only have four, seeing as how you killed a bunch. Whoops.
Find People To
Murder Make Not Alive Anymore: 1d10 = 6
You find about 4 people. Wait, are you sure you counted that right?
Count People: 1d10 = 7
Yeah, 4 people.
Pick up books, and turn Victor Superbia into a ferret.
Pick Up Books: 1d10 = 7
Yep. You pick up the books.
...come on, you people get so many 7s that it's getting hard to write descriptions for them.
Polymorph: 1d10 = 2
You accidentally turn yourself into a ferret, dropping your books again.
DAMN IT."Men! On my count!"
"Wait!" A waitress comes running out from the kitchen. "He is the new leader!"
"Why should we believe you?"
The waitress picks up the plate of waffles, and hands it to the man.
"The flag is in the waffles."
"Oh. That works then."
I'm sigging this))
Zefer
Establish the base as an IHOP for revenue purposes, set up some "Now Hiring
" signs and ads around the town to get more people. Have the government agents moonlight as managers and then hire them as underlings.
Use the databases for the government to find some potential void fillers in the chain of command,mostly military.
((Sorry for.the long turn)
(No problem, doing these is fun
)
The base was already an IHOP, and now that you legally own it, you make all the money off of those delicious pancakes. Mmm...
GM: Stop Being Hungry: 1d10 = 4
Darn, didn't work. Hold on, I'll be right back, gonna get something.
OK, I'm back. You didn't notice it because this is just text, but I actually did get something while writing this.
Set Up Ads: 1d10 = 7
You put up flyers all over town.
The government agents have accepted you as their leader, so no need to roll there.
Use Databases: 1d10 = 3
Hm, weird, there's not a single military reference in here.
Oh, wait, is this the browsing history database? This is the browsing histo-
WOAH, YOU DID DEFINITELY NOT NEED TO S
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