Charles kicks the suit away and hopes it doesn't explode before turning to the sword. "Hi. Are you useful?"
Kick Suit: 1d10 = 8
You kick it away, letting it quietly burn somewhere else.
Manworm:
Hmm. Should try a new tactic. Hail a taxi, then eat the taxi driver.
Hail Taxi: 1d10 = 4
A taxi begins driving up to you...
...slowly. It'll get to you, eventually. Then you can eat the taxi driver.
Awe yiss. Roger pours himself a glass of the chocolate milk and then stashes the rest safely in his fridge (or at least tries).
Drinking as much of the glass as he can, he heads towards his door to look at what's going on.
Pour Glass: 1d10 = 9
You pour the most amazing glass known to mankind, and even to some non-Terran species as well. Zeus would surrender his throne on Mount Olympus for just one taste of this delicious cacao goodness.
As you feel the power of the chocolate milk flow through you, you successfully stash the milk safely in your locked safe, to which only you know the 5-digit PIN code, and head outside to see what's going on.
No amount of chocolate milk could have prepared you for the crazy things going on in the neighborhood. It at least gave you a boost to get out the door without breaking your face or something, though.
Marlena grabs her phone and walks outside, seeing everyone outside. She decides to wave to them.
"Um, hi! I'm Marlena, your neighbor."
Introduce self, hopefully not be murdered.
Introduce: 1d10 = 5
You introduce yourself just like that.
Not Be Murdered: 1d10 = 8
You're safe from being murdered. For now...
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Pounce at sprite.
Pounce: 1d10 = 5
You crash through the window, falling onto the floor next to the failed flight suit.
Ow.
Frank angrily looks for the magic dude who teleported him in the first place.
Search: 1d10 = 7
He's in that shack over there. When I get a hold o' that whippersnapper...
Zefer and Morpheus
Now try and procure someone's mode of transportation preferably a car.
Steal Procure: 1d10 = 5
You find a nice minivan. Not very stylish, but it'll do.