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Get the other xenomorphs to work on expanding the hive and spawning more of us, and then investigate the light.
Convince/Persuade: 1d10 = 9
They get right to work on expanding the hive. You'll have it in no time.
Investigate: 1d10 = 7
It appears to be some mystical sprite, aiding a boy and his evil sword.
No, seriously. That thing doesn't look nice.
Frank finds Earth in the sky, aims the shotgun at the ground, and begins spraying furiously. He attempts to, through utter ineptitude and a lack of understand of physics, break the speed of light and return to Earth simply by firing his shotgun.
Go Back To Earth: 1d10 = 7
Surprisingly, that works. You're rather scuffed up when you land on the hard ground, and definitely in pain, but it worked.
Charles nods. "Okay. Is there anything for me to look at?" he asks before working on a flight suit that would help aerodynamics and stuff to help his flight.
"That sword could be useful! He sure looks it!"Build Suit: 1d10 = 2
Another hare-brained attempt at a machine. Oh well. At least it's not on fi-
Ignite: 1d10 = 8
...spoke too soon, the suit is definitely on fire now.
So I used Google Translate..it said,
Oh, you really translated this into English. Good for you, I guess.
The remainder is mostly filler to look like a real magic book. If you try to interpret it or something, you will probably get the actual spells.
See if my cousin ever returned that book on cultural transmutation, and if he did, use it to transmute part of the text into English. If not, or it would be unreliable/risky, translate it all manually.
Transmute: 1d10 = 1
You accidentally transmute your transmutation book into Hungarian.
I'd suggest picking up a copy of Hungarian for Dummies at this point, preferably one not in Hungarian.
Translate: 1d10 =
10Oh, never mind. You suddenly remember you're fluent in Hungarian, as well as 4 other languages, including Neptunian.
You read the paper. It says...
Paper Luck: 1d10 = 7
Welcome to Insanity!
We hope you're enjoying the beta. Looks like you've solved the first puzzle! Hopefully it wasn't too hard
Here's your reward!
(insert one ticket for +1 Mark of Ingenuity, valid for 3 turns upon use)
Creepy, but hey, free buff.
Zefer
Attempt to recruit Morpheus into adventure for sheer comedy, if that fails, walk out of the room and attempt to steal someone's mode of transportation (vehicle,
Motorcycle, rollerblades, etc etc)
Recruit: 1d10 = 9
"Of course. What good would an armory be without an army to share in it?"Name: Marlena Ramone
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Appearance: Marlena is a fairly sturdy-looking woman of African descent, whose black hair is done up in a simple ponytail. She is currently wearing brown flats along with a fairly drab dark green knee-length dress with a belt.
Appearance of your house: Quite colorful, with numerous posters of cats, paintings, and inspirational quotes by Maya Angelou.
Inventory: A jacket, hairtie, wallet, phone, and a camera.
Personality: A photography student at the local college, Marlena is known for being somewhat nosy, although she tends to have fairly good intentions.
Do not write in this space: _____
List three of your favorite things: Photography, third-wave feminism, celebrity gossip
Fill in the blanks - Cameras: Now with 20% more filters!
Place whatever you want here:
https://twitter.com/DrMayaAngelou
Accepted.
You wake up in your house, posters strung across the wall. Your phone sits on your nightstand next to you.
Looks like there's some more people outside. You must be late to the party.
Roger throws on his hoodie, unzipped, and dashes... to the kitchen, to get something to drink.
Get Something To Drink: 1d10 = 7
Aw heck yes, you've got chocolate milk.
And lemme tell ya, this is the good stuff. High-quality chocolate milk. It's beautiful.
Better keep it safe, people would kill for that kind of stuff.
EXCELLENT!
Manworm:
Search for some new prey to test my new claw arm on.
Search: 1d10 = 2
Nope. Nothing.
"Hooligans... for now I'll settle for the lesser criminals, I guess. The punishment's all the same in my eyes."
Attack them with my barbed chain, using it like a whip/flail sort of thing.
BATTLE!Attack: 1d10 = 7
You swing your chain towards the hoodlums with force.
Hoodlum Defense: 1d10 =
10Unfortunately, the hoodlums have used their
Impenetrable Wall of Nefarious Deeds to block it!
This is gonna be a rough battle.
No, seriously, get myself into this "Charles" guy's inventory. Jeez, I just want to be someone's melee weapon, why is that too much to ask? 
Get Into Inventory: 1d10 = 4
Still, he needs to accept you. Might wanna convince him to do that.
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