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While waiting for the Queen, use my other two eggs.
Use Egg #1: 1d10 = 3
No dice, the egg simply falls and cracks.
Use Egg #2: 1d10 = 8
The second egg is planted inside another redshirt.
Queen Hatch: 1d10 = 10
The queen explodes out of the redshirt, sending a thin red coat across everything in the area. It's clearly more powerful than it looks.
Name: Tsem (Talking Sword of Eldritch Magic)
Gender: Metallic
Age: 3 strange aeons.
Appearance: A grey shortsword made from some unknown metal. A catlike eye is embedded in the pommel.
Appearance of your house: Tsem's house is a sheath. It has bloodstains in a few aesthetically pleasing places.
Inventory:
-A black opal of pocket dimension (embedded in pommel). How else is a sword supposed to have an inventory?
-Three eldritch horrors. Release at your own risk.
-An eldritch spellbook. Even terrors of the abyss have a buddy system.
Personality:
Do not write in this space: Y͡͏̵Ó͝͠U͏͟R̴͜ ̸̕M̧̀҉̨Ơ̴̷̕Ŗ̵̧́͠T͢͠À̡͢͠Ĺ̵̡̨̢ ̀͘͏̧Ļ̴̀A͏́͟W̧̛S̵̛͏ ̷́͠͠D͘͝O̧̡͘ ̸͡N̷͝͏̴̧O̧͡͞T͟͟ ͡͠C̶̀O͏̀͠҉N҉̸̨̧͜S̀́͜T̶͡R҉͏͏Á̶̸̕Į͟͢N͜͝ ̢̡͟͟͠M̸̸̢͢͞Ȩ̸͜͠
List three of your favorite things: Eldritch horrors, magic, gibbering mortals.
Fill in the blanks - Lovecraft: Now with 20% more human blood!
Place whatever you want here: T̸hi̢s͏ ưni̴v̷e̵rse i̴s ͝for͏f͞ei͠t. ͡B̸o̵w b̛efor̕e t́he҉ coùn̷c҉i̵l ͜of͏ t̨h̴e vo͜id.̢
Accepted.
You wake up in your hou- er, sheath, and notice the commotion going on outside of it.
...speaking of which, why are you in the middle of a yard? Probably best to get out of there.
(I'm fine with no items.)
Frank makes himself a cup of coffee.
All right then.
You wake up in your house, and se-
Oh, you're already up. Huh.
Make Coffee: 1d10 = 9
Dang, that's some good coffee. You gain a
+1 Coffee Hype Bonus for 4 actions.
Manworm:
Aim for vital arteries, chew away.
Chew Arteries: 1d10 = 5
You pierce one of the major arteries of the squirrel carrying you, causing it to drop you and flail about as it bleeds out.
The other squirrel attacks you as revenge!
Squirrel Attack: 1d10 = 2
Your Defense: 1d10 = 6
It mildly paws at you, but even if it could hurt you it probably wouldn't do much.