Charles turns around and says "who are you".
[color=cyan,2,50]"My name's Na'vi, and I'm here to help you! You sure look like you could use it!"[/color]
[color=cyan,2,50]"Whenever there's danger, or something you should look at, I'll let you know!"[/color]
XX121
Investigate the crashing noise.
Investigate: 1d10 = 3
You can't really see anything other than a high-pitched squeaking and a bright blue light.
Victor looks for some form of criminal, going to a bad part of town if necessary. If he can't find someone committing a serious crime, he'll just go after some jaywalking pedestrian. Gotta sate that bloodlust somehow.
Look for Criminals: 1d10 = 9
You find some punks trying to break and enter a car!
Not on your watch, they won't!
Frank pursues Tsem. If he catches him, he opens fire.
Pursue: 1d10 = 7 + 1 = 8
You find Tsem in a shack, with some weird blue fairy and a guy pretending he's an engineer, creating what looks to be some modern art.
Open Fire: 1d10 = 1 + 1 = 2
You try aiming your Mist-Maker at Tsem, but end up missing and shooting yourself in the foot.
As your coffee hype runs out, you suddenly realize bullets hurt. A lot.
You now have a -1 "Shooting Yourself in the Foot" Movement Debuff until the bullet is removed from your foot. Better go get help, or hope some magical force cures you.
Name: Roger
Gender: M
Age: 22
Appearance: Slender, athletic, with short hair. Very tall.
Appearance of your house: Small, at least in terms of horizontally. Windows on every inch of exterior wall, but with two stories and a basement, with some interior rooms without windows like bathrooms and a bedroom. Lots of exercise equipment and even an obstacle course can be seen through the western windows.
Inventory:
- Black Sweatpants with built in belt and 4 pockets
- Red T-shirt with some TV character depicted on it
- Black Zip-up hoodie that can cover the face with mesh eyeholes.
- Smartphone
- Black Socks made out of breathable fabric, with grippy rubber studs
Personality: Go-getter, parkour enthusiast, sickeningly optemistic
Do not write in this space:
_________List three of your favorite things: Airtime, Television, 70's/80's Rock
Fill in the blanks - Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: Now with 20% more Uranium!
Place whatever you want here:
http://etceterakid.com/request/
Accepted!
You wake up in your house, hoodie hung up behind the door.
You consider starting your morning routine of going through your obstacle course, but it looks like there's a commotion outside.
What's that all about?
Zefer
Enter the room, picking the edgiest weapon in the known universe, The Butterfly knife, have the feeling that you're in the weapon room from the matrix
Get Weapon: 1d10 = 6
You get a nice, blue butterfly knife. Cool.
Have Feeling: 1d10 = 7
Hey, yeah, you have seen this before in the Matrix. Also cool!
Read the slit of paper, but be ready in case it says "I prepared explosive runes just now" or something like that. Find my nearest neighbors.
Read (Includes reading the paper and luck for what it contains): 1d10 = 2
You look at the paper. It's... it's...
Ó, tényleg lefordítottad ezt angolra. Jó neked, azt hiszem.
A fennmaradó rész többnyire töltőanyag, hogy egy valódi varázskönyvnek tűnjön. Ha megpróbálja értelmezni, vagy valami, akkor valószínűleg kap a tényleges varázslatok.
...entirely in Hungarian.
Well, that's just useless. Better than exploding runes or some poison trap, but still pretty useless.
Y̧͘o̧ų̸ ͘̕͟h̴͠a̸v̶̡e ͏͢g͢͏͜o̕͡t͝ ̵͜t͟o͝͠ ̨͟b͏̀̀e̶̕ ҉k̷̡idd̴̡i͠҉ņģ͢ ̵̶̡m̵͝͡e͝.̴̴͜
Geez, I was just trying to help. Attach self firmly to new wielder (read: Dino) and use a spell to teleport Frank to... oh, I don't know, how about Neptune.
Attach: 1d10 = 4
It'd work, but only if the wielder accepts your power.
Teleport: 1d10 = 9
Frank is now on Neptune. Oh boy.
But the bullet in his foot didn't come with him, so he's got that.
And he is somehow still alive! So he can breathe, which is also nice.
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Back on Earth, a crushed, bloody bullet clinks on the ground where Frank was.
Looks like it worked.
((Damn derp moment.))
Manworm:
Use newly acquired biomass to gain random mutation.
Mutate: 1d10 = 6
Your arm mutates into a large, sharp claw, perfect for slicing.
...the edgiest weapon in the known universe, The Butterfly knife...
((I disagree. The katana is thousands of times more edgy. Think of all the uninspired DeviantArt Mary Sues and how many of them use katanas.))
Nope, the most edgy weapon is a perfect circle - with infinite edges and being infinitely thin, it can cut through absolutely everything.
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