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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #810 on: April 15, 2018, 11:28:21 am »

tax: C
tax type: A
Lair: B
Communication: Sugestion D) Our minion will be the representative to the elders and talk with them. The most brave minion among the village will be always our mediator, if someone manages to find our lair with a suitable challenge or gift he shall become one of our prized minions
Vassalage: D

suggest... hmm, ask about the local problems, we wan't our subjects to shine as our scales


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hmmm, this bloat king seens fun, maybe we could make him an ally, and his daughters as enemies
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #811 on: April 15, 2018, 03:26:26 pm »

C A reasonable tax.
A Evenly split the tribute.
A Do not make a secondary lair here.
A Keep our lair secret.
C Go on a tour and demand submission, burning them to the ground if they don't submit.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #812 on: April 15, 2018, 03:40:50 pm »

Burden them with taxes
B Food is our biggest concern, we can get valuables ourselves.
Build a secondary lair.
A With a secondary lair we can just check up on them from time to time.
B Let the locals know whats up.

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #813 on: April 15, 2018, 03:50:53 pm »

C,A,A,A,B

I think burning folks to the ground might be a bad idea given the HP we have.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #814 on: April 15, 2018, 04:02:44 pm »

C A A A B
As a project they should construct a marketplace so we can lure in some more caravans
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #815 on: April 15, 2018, 05:51:20 pm »

C A A A B
As a project they should construct a marketplace so we can lure in some more caravans
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #816 on: April 15, 2018, 07:48:18 pm »

Uhh... We are still at 1HP guys. If they don't take to kindly to us presenting ourselves, we might be in trouble. A for the last one.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #817 on: April 15, 2018, 08:12:12 pm »

C A A A B
As a project they should construct a marketplace so we can lure in some more caravans
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+1

+1 Once we've feasted on the Bloat King and grown muchly in size and strength, I say we demand the worship of our serfs.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #818 on: April 15, 2018, 08:35:07 pm »

You choose to exact a reasonable tax from Igrylligus and its surrounds.  Split evenly between tribute types, you expect that in addition to the arranged caravan supplies you should be suitably fed for 3 more stages of growth (maybe a fourth if you can get enough homesteads on board), you can expect to receive around 240 silver coins a season in trinkets (which you also receive right now as kobolds stumble over each other to present their first tribute to you) and perhaps 10 kobolds a season as new minions.  10 of the village kobolds are actually offered up to you now for your disposal.

You elect not to maintain a lair in Igrylligus, informing the elders that you will come to them when you want to pick up your tributes and deal with problems.  You do not share the location of your lair.  You also inform the elders before you prepare to leave on your 'announcement' tour that they should begin work on clearing building space and developing the necessary paths between homesteads for a proper marketplace in Igrylligus.  While many are intrigued by the idea of developing a proper marketplace, the elders require a decision on your part.

"Honoured master," the eldest elder informs you, "we regret that we cannot spare the materials to work on this!  Our craftsbolds currently spend their time divided between making the tools and repairs we need to survive, as well as a handful of comforts to make life bearable.  A few would normally be free to work on such a project, but they will need to spend their time crafting the appropriate offerings for your own tribute, lord.  If you could see to forgiving us the tribute of wealth until the marketplace is completed, the work could be done in five seasons."

You consider the possibilities here.  Select one or more options.

A) Draw kobolds off producing comforts and non-essential tools.  Morale may suffer, but it will free up resources to build the marketplace.
B) Forgive the wealth tribute until the market is complete.
C) Give them half of what they need in trinkets, so they can trade for materials next season with the caravan (-600 silver coins).
D) Give them all of what they need in trinkets, so they can trade for materials next season with the caravan (-1200 silver coins).
E) "No, no, no.  What you need are slaves.  Form a militia and go capture some, then make them build the marketplace."
F) Leave off for now.  You can always do this another time.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #819 on: April 15, 2018, 08:50:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #820 on: April 15, 2018, 08:59:57 pm »

B As much as I'd love to keep taxing this village, we don't need their tribute at the moment. We still have several mummy-infested layers of the crypt to delve and the ruins of a temple to ransack at the bottom, which will undoubtedly confer far more loot than any settlement in this swamp alone could muster, and in the future, the marketplace will more than pay for itself. We're effectively immortal, we don't need to rush.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #821 on: April 15, 2018, 09:07:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #822 on: April 15, 2018, 09:08:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #823 on: April 15, 2018, 09:21:08 pm »

B
I would like to become a benevolent dragon lord who raises the kobolds up to become the most respected race in these lands.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #824 on: April 15, 2018, 09:37:15 pm »

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