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Author Topic: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron  (Read 37001 times)

kopout

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #480 on: June 21, 2017, 12:28:37 pm »

B) Ask why it came here, and who told it about us?

A) torture it to death and eat it.
I'd rather not. Keep it alive if its useful and give it a quick death if it isn't.

Edit: and then eat it of course
« Last Edit: June 21, 2017, 12:35:40 pm by kopout »
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #481 on: June 21, 2017, 12:32:34 pm »

E the best of A and B. Eat all but one,  interrogating him as you consume his friends.  Then eat him.
+1

Actually yeah, +1 to this on second thought.

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #482 on: June 21, 2017, 01:01:01 pm »

B
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Then torture it to death and eat it?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #483 on: June 21, 2017, 01:02:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #484 on: June 21, 2017, 01:24:09 pm »

Everyone knows you leave a sole, whimpering survivor though.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #485 on: June 21, 2017, 01:39:34 pm »

"Why have you come here?  Who told you of this place?" you snarl at the trapped creature in your claws.  She immediately starts gabbling in a language that would seem meaningless to other races.  You, however, are a dragon.

"pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon't-"

You backhand her across the face with a claw, then repeat your question.  Her response is a little more considered this time.

"There was talk that you had died, o dragon, that the Bloat King's beasts had slain you.  We and a few other parties went out in search of your body in the hope of, ah, butchering you for parts-" she winces at your obvious displeasure, "- but obviously this was not the case!  We thought you might have treasure, and we heard you say you slew ophidians, who only sometimes turn up in the old tombs that sometimes appear around here, so when Greegjil spotted the entrance up above and found out that it was a passage to some tombs we got together in case you were in here and you were and then we all died."  She takes a long breath.  "Nobody else knows we went here and if you let me go I won't tell anyone please let me go-"

You cuff her again and consider your options.

?)  More questions.
X)  Finish your breakfast.
Y)  Show mercy.
Z)  Impress this one into your service.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #486 on: June 21, 2017, 01:43:18 pm »

A) Describe the surroundings. Villages, sources of food, wealth, danger.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #487 on: June 21, 2017, 01:51:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #488 on: June 21, 2017, 01:53:22 pm »

Z
Even if that service is only to tell the others that we survived, and are feeling vengeful.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #489 on: June 21, 2017, 02:00:27 pm »

A) Describe the surroundings. Villages, sources of food, wealth, danger.
+1

Afterwards we should impress her into service. Would be great having an agent on the inside.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #490 on: June 21, 2017, 04:18:46 pm »

Z
Even if that service is only to tell the others that we survived, and are feeling vengeful.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #491 on: June 21, 2017, 04:51:51 pm »

A) Describe the surroundings. Villages, sources of food, wealth, danger.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #492 on: June 21, 2017, 05:26:27 pm »

 
A) Describe the surroundings. Villages, sources of food, wealth, danger.
+1

Afterwards we should impress her into service. Would be great having an agent on the inside.
+1 to the whole "A then Z" thing, Maybe find out her name too.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #493 on: June 21, 2017, 10:10:22 pm »

Z
Even if that service is only to tell the others that we survived, and are feeling vengeful.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #494 on: June 21, 2017, 10:18:03 pm »

Z
Even if that service is only to tell the others that we survived, and are feeling vengeful.
+1

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