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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #825 on: April 15, 2018, 10:29:01 pm »

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I would like to become a benevolent dragon lord who raises the kobolds up to become the most respected race in these lands.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #826 on: April 15, 2018, 11:56:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #827 on: April 16, 2018, 12:04:31 am »

Hmmmmmmmmm...

We may want to reconsider the whole not being worshiped thing at some point down the line, seeing as how we've kinda stripped our new minions of all their spiritual protection. I'm not sure of the status of how possession and such works in this world, but we may have issues with that in the future.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #828 on: April 16, 2018, 12:25:41 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #829 on: April 16, 2018, 12:35:26 am »

Yeah. I'm of the mind that we probably should have accepted their worship. Both to undermine the Bloat King and to start to instill proper reverence for us in their society as time goes on. I mean generally speaking people aren't prone to defying a being that they've grown up worshiping. So I'm of the opinion that we should change the whole not worshiping us thing when we get the chance to.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #830 on: April 16, 2018, 04:34:49 am »

Eh, what if we find a spiritual protector for them that will not mind us ruling them?  Being a fake god like figure sounds exhausting and more time consuming then its worth.

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #831 on: April 16, 2018, 06:31:46 am »

You elect to forgive the portion of your tribute based around valuables until the marketplace is complete.  The elders thank you for your grace and promise to set the craftsbolds to performing the necessary labour to bring the marketplace to fruition - it will take them a little over a year, perhaps less if circumstances are fortuitous.

You take the opportunity to look over your tithe of 10 kobolds before you set out to spread word of your appearance.

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You find that the village has provided a band of strong-backed young kobolds, all suitable for labour or even training into a military force.  You probably need some sort of warrior or commander to serve as trainer for them to develop any more than basic combat skills if that is your plan.

Amongst the ten is a volunteer, Jibjibjub, who is apparently an accomplished stonemason!  He has had limited stone to work with in the swamp, but has done a lot with what he has been able to find.  He informs you that he is eager to create works of art in your name (or image, since you have not yet adopted a name).

You escort the kobold tithe back to your lair, keeping watch over your new minions to ensure you are not followed.  [? + 0 (Perception)] As far as you can tell, you are not.  Once you bring them back to at least the entrance of your lair, you find yourself considering what to do with them.

Select one or more options, amongst which the kobolds will be divided.

A) Take some weapons from the hoard and start drilling - I want guards for my lair or warriors for conquest.
B) Take some bows from the hoard and go hunting.  Maybe set someone swineherding too.  Keep some food provided.
C) Assign them to Jibjibjub as labourers to assist him with his work.
D) Devour some or all, just to make sure everyone knows who's boss.
E) Other duties?


Additionally, choose how you want to use Jibjibjub's skills.  There is ample stone here in the lair, both in masonry and some which can be cut from the hillockside near your lair entrance.

A) Decorate my lair.  Carve some statues, maybe of me, maybe of other beautiful things.
B) Construct a concealed entrance for my lair to hide it from prying eyes.
C) Fortify the entrance to my lair to serve as a defensible guard post.
D) Smooth out the entrance corridor to my lair and install some simple traps while you're there.
E) Clear out some of the outer tomb chambers and rebuild them as interior barracks for my minions.
F) Construct some exterior barracks and outbuildings for my minions.
G) Something else?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #832 on: April 16, 2018, 06:43:48 am »

E: half as soldiers to drill, one to act as a swineherd, and the rest to assist jib in our big project,
G: order him to set up something like one of the homesteads outside of our lair. Having a proper farm right at our doorstep means easier meal access when we get hungry, and provides a supply of food for our on-site garrison.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #833 on: April 16, 2018, 07:07:48 am »

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E: half as soldiers to drill, one to act as a swineherd, and the rest to assist jib in our big project,
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Well, I don't think a barnhouse in front of our lair entrance is a smart idea. Why? Because people will easily spot us that way. I think our henchmen should live like us, in the tomb, and building a barrack for them is making sure that their loyalty remains high. If this project is done we can set up traps and monuments to us.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #834 on: April 16, 2018, 07:53:04 am »

C, E We're a dragon and they're a handful of untrained kobolds, we'd need a horde of them to be of any use fighting the mummies and I suggest we put them to work building a shelter suitable for a horde.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #835 on: April 16, 2018, 07:53:58 am »

You can pick multiple of the first choice and I will split kobolds accordingly.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #836 on: April 16, 2018, 08:37:56 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #837 on: April 16, 2018, 09:22:47 am »

C, E We're a dragon and they're a handful of untrained kobolds, we'd need a horde of them to be of any use fighting the mummies and I suggest we put them to work building a shelter suitable for a horde.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #838 on: April 16, 2018, 09:54:50 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron
« Reply #839 on: April 16, 2018, 10:51:34 am »

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