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Author Topic: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron  (Read 36628 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMDRAGON.
« Reply #75 on: June 05, 2017, 02:28:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON.
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2017, 04:06:44 pm »

C were already being glorious, no need to be stupid.
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMDRAGON.
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2017, 06:36:19 pm »

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You dart away, clambering up a nearby tree with still sluggish and painful limbs.  Still, your claws give you good purchase and you are able to avoid the bird's flailing wings, putting yourself a few branches up.  Hrm.  Where to strike next?

A)  Leap onto the bird's back from above while you have the height advantage and repeat your boar strategy once it presents a viable target.
B)  Let it exhaust itself trying to find you, keep pace with it, then attack.
C)  This swamp is full of pitfalls.  Try and lure it into one.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON.
« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2017, 06:43:13 pm »

C Might as well.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON.
« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2017, 06:53:04 pm »

Clever dragons prosper!
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Re: SPAMDRAGON.
« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2017, 07:14:37 pm »

C
YES! This will prevent us from dying.
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« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2017, 07:54:18 pm »

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You spot a likely wet patch and hop down from the tree.  Once you are a fair distance away you let out a roar - far from a deep, bestial, throaty roar, it is a high pitched yowl.  It seems like you might need to be bigger before you get a proper roar.  Still, it does the job and the bird charges off after you.  Problem is, even with its blindness it still seems to be pretty aware of its surroundings.  It side-steps several deep spots and only when it is quite close to your position does it strike one - and only then burying one leg up to the knee in the pit.  The best it does is lower the creature's main body mass enough for your claws to be in range of its throat.

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You go for the throat, but the bird seems to hear you coming, or otherwise sense you in some way.  It brings its barbed wings up to shield its face and the front of its body, and you force yourself to go low instead, rushing between its legs.  You end up dangerously close to its one free leg and the wicked black claws, but that gives you an idea.  You clamber up the creature's leg and slash open tendons and arteries at the back of its knee.  It kicks weakly, but brings its wings down to brush you off again - you manage to get away but only barely.  One barb brushes against your rear legs and they go limp.  Revulsion makes you throw up and grow dizzy, but you drag yourself away from the creature which is trying to push itself out of the pit only to find its free leg no longer working and its wings not able to provide enough thrust in the right way to get it out.  Your vision swims and the most you can do is drag yourself beneath some nearby shrubbery before darkness claims you.



You regain consciousness two hours later (apparently your instincts provide a perfect internal clock) to find flies beginning to settle on the corpse of the bird, half-sunken in the swamp pit.  Close as the fight was, your last stroke opened enough blood vessels for the bird to bleed out, especially as it no longer had the strength to escape the pit.  Every part of your body hurts, but your rear legs and left wing are numbed with agony and sluggish to respond.  You drag yourself over to the corpse and begin feeding on the rich, gamey flesh you have so roughly won.

You have defeated the Alpha Raptor!  It is a glorious deed!

Raptors are now part of your diet.

As well as this new food source, which you reckon you could probably hunt a little more effectively in future and will easily cater to your need for sustenance for some time to come, the plumage of this raptor is astoundingly pretty and more importantly even seems to have a value as far as your hoard sense is concerned.  This particularly large and resplendent raptor had (100 silver pieces) worth of colourful feathers, which will go a long way to decorating your nest and improving your wealth.  You suspect common raptors probably do not have as exquisite plumage, but you should still be able to gather more feathers when you go hunting in future to pad out your lair and hoard.

You pluck the raptor of feathers, bundle them up and carry them back to your lair in your mouth, where you spend a little time arranging them around the walls of your underground chamber to add a little colour.  You nestle down on the seven gold coins and egg shards and, replete with food, let slumber overtake you.

Hoard Value: 350 silver pieces.



You awake three days later (according to your instincts) with your injuries healed and the feeling of the venom in your nervous system purged.  More than that, more of your ancestral memories have awoken, feeding your awareness of skills.

A) Personal combat.  When facing only a few foes or a singular foe, you are much more capable at fighting.
B) Mass combat.  When facing large numbers of foe, you are able to deal out damage en masse and evade mass attacks.
C) Stealth.  You are skilled at hiding with only minimal cover and leave almost no tracks when moving.
D) Hunting.  You are better able to track down foes, lay traps and gather animal-based resources.
E) Apothecary.  You are able to identify alchemically useful ingredients and combine them to produce simple potions and items.
F) Metalwork.  You are able to work metal in simple fashions, as well as prospect and smelt common ores.
G) Presence.  You are able to speak well and inspire degrees of awe and fear in mortals you meet.
H) Construction.  You know how to improve your surroundings.  You can improve your lair more effectively, build with wood and construct pit traps and simple snares and other simple traps.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #82 on: June 05, 2017, 08:21:06 pm »

A
We've got the claws, why not make it even easier to level up gain glory again?
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #83 on: June 05, 2017, 08:26:49 pm »

G
Stealthy influential dragon go!
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #84 on: June 05, 2017, 08:38:49 pm »

E
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #85 on: June 05, 2017, 08:58:56 pm »

Honestly, A. And C again next time. Raptor Dragon after all..
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2017, 09:19:33 pm »

A Actually yeah A might be for the best right now.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2017, 09:40:55 pm »

H.
Lets be the Dragon that builds a massive Temple to himself.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2017, 09:48:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Raptor Hunter
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2017, 09:50:52 pm »

That's what masses of human worshippers and servants are for, crazyabe.
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!
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