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Author Topic: SPAMDRAGON: Swamp Baron  (Read 36732 times)

PaPaj

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #450 on: June 13, 2017, 07:46:05 am »

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GLORY! GLORY! GLORY!
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #451 on: June 15, 2017, 08:12:21 am »

You bellow your challenge from atop the shrine.

"The dominion of the Bloat King is at an end!  I, destroyer of the Ophidian remnants, master of these swamps, mistress of these kobolds, refute his might and impose my own!  I give you one chance to yield and submit to me, lest I destroy you in my wrath."

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The watching kobolds seem impressed by your display, but it gives the creature and the assembling ranks of spitting lizards no pause.  The creature calls out to you in a voice reminiscent of squelching mud and the whispering of wind through river grass.  Her dead black eyes narrow in disgust.

"Know, wretch, that your doom is at hand.  This place shall not be fouled by your touch, impudent newt.  Before you die, know that your killer was Phragmita, She of the Reeds, of the Bloat King's daughters."

Without further ado, Phragmita gestures and the four dozen assembled lizards all launch lances of acidic spit at you.

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The lizards catch you before you can even leap off the pillar, before you can even get your breath ready.  Forty-eight streams of acid hit your flanks simultaneously, and even with the protection your new scales offer the sheer number of strikes is enough to begin tearing through your flesh.  Your existence is an incandescent firework of pain.  You hurl yourself off the shrine pillars towards Phragmita, your claws extending entirely instinctively, and you not only land on her, you punch your way through her torso and completely destroy her form, reducing her to nothing more than a wreck of broken reeds and clumps of sod.  Blood gushes from your every orifice, your scales are a ruined wreck and you can barely breathe.

You are severely injured and on death's door.

A)  Just get to safety, your life is more important than this.  !
B)  Fight to the death.  !!!
C)  Try to intimidate the lizards into departing now that you have slain their mistress.  !!
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #452 on: June 15, 2017, 08:18:59 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #453 on: June 15, 2017, 08:22:28 am »

Well, at least we didn't get royally fucked and start fighting the Bloat King himself.

C! We can roar better than we can run, especially in this state.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #454 on: June 15, 2017, 08:26:13 am »

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We have a bit of stealth, and it's the option with the least !!!. We killed her. That's enough for now.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #455 on: June 15, 2017, 08:31:19 am »

GO BIG OR GO HOME
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #456 on: June 15, 2017, 10:27:54 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #457 on: June 15, 2017, 10:29:36 am »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #458 on: June 15, 2017, 10:51:47 am »

I don't feel like letting B tie with C.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #459 on: June 15, 2017, 10:55:50 am »

A Yeah. Well for one he didn't even have the guts to fight us himself and his daughter was all talk and no bite so I think we made a point for when we return. Then we'll crush him and make our displeasure known to the Kobolds for daring to worship that overgrown swamp weed over us.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #460 on: June 15, 2017, 12:47:42 pm »

Aaaaa
I think we made a big mistake coming here.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #461 on: June 15, 2017, 12:49:33 pm »

Yeah. Well for one he didn't even have the guts to fight us himself and his daughter was all talk and no bite so I think we made a point for when we return. Then we'll crush him and make our displeasure known to the Kobolds for daring to worship that overgrown swamp weed over us.

Take it from someone who knows these things, you do not want to fight a land spirit.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #462 on: June 15, 2017, 01:05:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #463 on: June 15, 2017, 04:14:23 pm »

A really don't want to restart a character at this stage, before we've even gotten to adulthood.
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Re: SPAMDRAGON: Mummy Wrecker
« Reply #464 on: June 15, 2017, 04:37:09 pm »

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