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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789774 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15750 on: February 11, 2019, 04:35:26 pm »

You attempt to persuade them to tell you why the land is worth so much to their High King.

As you speak, you can feel the dwarven necklace's weight increase and its metal go cold. Obviously, it doesn't work against its creators - possibly a very thoughtful precaution.

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Still, after a little bit of persuasion, one of the Overseers is willing to explain.

"It is because the rock and soil underneath are very promising for cultivation of shrooms and roots that we use in our cuisine. What is infertile land above means plenty of nourishment for under-dwellers like us. Even with no crops grown aboveground, the Hall and its inhabitants would have full bellies." Dobar explains.

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Despite your wisdom and knowledge of all things, you cannot be sure about the dwarven farming practices when it comes underground. You're plenty sure the soil and rocks are as important to their farming as it is to those living above.

If there is any other reason they think highly of the soil in the east, it eludes you.

A) "Fine, I accept the deal as is. Always a pleasure doing business with High King Katinarag and his envoys!"
B) "No no no, a good trader never parts with his goodies without some barter beforehand. Let's negotiate!"
C) "This deal is insulting to me, for I'm not a cheapskate selling away my domain parcel by parcel. Away with you!"
« Last Edit: February 11, 2019, 04:54:33 pm by Haspen »
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15751 on: February 11, 2019, 04:37:34 pm »

A
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15752 on: February 11, 2019, 04:40:26 pm »

B
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15753 on: February 11, 2019, 04:41:38 pm »

B But take the necklace off first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15754 on: February 11, 2019, 04:45:20 pm »

A

Lets not risk our +2 Econ for 30 years guys! We also need to be on good terms with the dwarves in case things get hot with the Damdamians. Lets not risk it all on a dice roll!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15755 on: February 11, 2019, 04:48:59 pm »

... yep we are really needing this

A but try to elude then to talk about other things?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15756 on: February 11, 2019, 04:50:27 pm »

Wait, shouldn't we get a CHAS bonus due to the gift?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15757 on: February 11, 2019, 04:51:47 pm »

Wait, shouldn't we get a CHAS bonus due to the gift?



good point
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15758 on: February 11, 2019, 04:53:38 pm »

My abbreviation code got nuked for some reason, it was supposed to show 4+2-2, lemme fix.

EDIT: And fix'd.

EDITEDIT: Now we have a new poll! Go vote ya crazy bunnies!
« Last Edit: February 11, 2019, 05:00:24 pm by Haspen »
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15759 on: February 11, 2019, 06:18:57 pm »

A
I thought it might be there. Ehh . . . okay.
(If they're paying in precious metals, on top of our new mine, would rolling a better deal actually make our risk of inflation worse?)
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15760 on: February 11, 2019, 06:34:40 pm »

Maybe they'll offer us Vault credit, or something valuable that isn't Rcon points.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15761 on: February 11, 2019, 09:08:45 pm »

I feel like the one "Waiting to die" answer on the poll is probably haspen himself.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15762 on: February 11, 2019, 10:00:51 pm »

A, maybe we can get something better in the future. Heck, maybe this game will die a horrible death by the end of the 30 years.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15763 on: February 12, 2019, 12:53:17 am »

I feel like the one "Waiting to die" answer on the poll is probably haspen himself.

Nah, I like soap operas you know.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15764 on: February 12, 2019, 01:04:16 am »

A
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