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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789715 times)

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15630 on: January 27, 2019, 10:15:50 am »

B let's use that gift from the spirit dude!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15631 on: January 27, 2019, 01:24:47 pm »

B let's use that gift from the spirit dude!

I'm not sure B is a CHA check. It might be a spy check, with only a +1 from our broken Moonthread cloaks (assuming we didn't send all the cloaks to Helliste)

Dammit. I wish the Simian prince was just a moth later, so we could see what our army score is. If it is already maxed out, I have no problem giving him the horses. There is a non-zero chance his ambitions involve sucker punching the Damdamains.

B - Let's go intrigue!

Maybe they can trade us some lizards, cats and oliphaunts in exchange?

B Yes! It would be crude to ask for a trade but surely friends can exchange gifts?

Instead of a trade, or exchange of gifts, the horses should be a Dowry. A marriage will bring our two empires closer together. Perhaps Emperor Sim can find a suitable husband for our sister and heir Aina, who should probably get to work on making heirs of her own while she is still of childbearing age.

So yeah, B to drag this out and get that option.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15632 on: January 27, 2019, 01:27:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15633 on: January 27, 2019, 05:23:25 pm »

We could make so much with this, an defensive pact an millitary alliance, trade cats/lizards for horsers B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15634 on: January 27, 2019, 07:15:51 pm »

Speaking of lizards, didn't we take a whole bunch of lizards eggs at one point in time? What ever happened to that?
On that end, what ever happened to Orc world?
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15635 on: January 28, 2019, 02:33:47 am »

Word of Haspen is that the soldiers sold them for very expensive omelettes. And we collapsed the tunnel to orc world.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15636 on: January 28, 2019, 02:48:27 am »

We should ask for war cats and war elephants instead of money in exchange.  But I think we unfortunately need money more.

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The one thing we should certainly not do is C.  No give away cash!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15637 on: January 28, 2019, 02:53:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15638 on: January 28, 2019, 07:07:15 pm »

Word of Haspen is that the soldiers sold them for very expensive omelettes. And we collapsed the tunnel to orc world.

About eggs: Yes, there wasn't enough to create a breeding progam or else

about orcworld: No, we didn't collapsed it: last time we interacted with it was our king killing (and being killed) a forgotten beast on the orcworld, it just said that it would take a very looong time to rebuild the castle and clean the stuff.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15639 on: January 28, 2019, 07:44:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15640 on: January 29, 2019, 05:51:18 pm »

You ask him to stay at the palace for few days while you discuss the matter with your courtiers.

"But of course, I accept your generosity, Emperor." And so for the next two nights, your palace is hosting Prince Tum Brah and his entourage. The Simians take special liking to the foodstuffs and kitchen maids.

Prince Tum Brah is not interested in conversing with you, and prefers company of his trusted aides and guards.

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Meanwhile, Spymaster's agents have been working hard.

They've obtained enough evidence to point that Simian Empire has secured its eastern borders, and that a large-scale campaign is being prepared to strike the Damdamians through Ysirene, next year or the one after it. Unfortunately, drunken servants of Prince Tum Brah aren't that forthcoming in divulging further plans or details of Ysirene attack. That, or the agents were asking the wrong ones.

Two days pass...

The Marshal presents his report - indeed, if horses will be forked over to Simians, there will be a certain shortage of horses for new recruits. This won't stop the recruitment altogether, of course, although the slowdown in training of new recruits will be noticeable in the accounting papers.

An hour later, Prince Tum Brah is summoned to the audience hall, and he shows up with part of his entourage.

"So I am here, Emperor Houlandin." Prince Tum Brah clasps his hands, standing before you with a smirk and playful spark in his eyes. "Do tell me, can my father have the horses our Empire needs so much?"

A) Agree to the request and promise five hundred horses each year to be sold to Sim Empire.
B) Politely decline Prince Tum Brah's request, for Methiant itself needs its horses.
C) Politely decline Prince Tum Brah's request, and ask whether some money, instead of horses, would be accepted by Mahjar Sim.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15641 on: January 29, 2019, 05:53:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15642 on: January 29, 2019, 05:55:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15643 on: January 29, 2019, 05:55:30 pm »

No option for trading horses for lizards/cats?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15644 on: January 29, 2019, 05:57:12 pm »

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