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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788216 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14640 on: September 05, 2018, 05:45:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14641 on: September 05, 2018, 06:14:57 pm »

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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14642 on: September 05, 2018, 06:19:05 pm »

So, did Houlandin celebrate the 500th anniversary of Houlandin I of Lauthbas' ascension to the throne?
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14643 on: September 05, 2018, 06:26:45 pm »

Helliste and Albionese has turned away from the inner parts of the continent, going as far as stopping the selling of furs to Methiant

Stupid cold. If only our charismatic guy had made it to one more party.
On the other hand, it's interesting to see Alldivinism make a comeback. I don't know if it's good news for us with our opposing state religion, but interesting at least.
We need to hold a purge among the Cartographers, they've known this day would be coming for fifteen years and didn't have a map ready. :P


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I'd rather have a chance at a foreign match, but I hesitate because I don't know who, if anyone, may be available.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14644 on: September 05, 2018, 06:34:25 pm »

B.

As much as I'd like to hold out for a foreign political match, we should get the baby mill going. Martial leaders don't last long.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14645 on: September 05, 2018, 07:21:28 pm »

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It will be good to start off with some measure of unity with the north.



Given the current political state, and our trait, I think the northern coastline is a good target for invasion.

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Haspen, Did we manage to fix the sword?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14646 on: September 05, 2018, 09:16:28 pm »

Let's go babymaking as fast as possible

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14647 on: September 06, 2018, 12:50:41 am »

Haspen, Did we manage to fix the sword?

The dwarves finally did it, added that to the ascension summary ;v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14648 on: September 06, 2018, 01:10:13 am »

You agree to the mawwiage of the local noblegirl, which will take place on Summer.

1211 AD, Mid-Spring

The Pantheonist pilgrims have located a very important shrine; long-thought lost and forgotten, the shrine of the Forest was rediscovered deep in the Luathbasian Forest, in an area that, once a beautiful glade, is now a swamp overgrown with willows. The temple, once dedicated to gods of forests, nature and such, is in ruined and decrepit state, its usual residences long gone and only moss and foliage making its home amongst the tall stones and foundations.

Pantheonists would like to see it renovated, and are asking for a small donation to the altars so they can proceed with the task.

A) We're rich, and I'm generous ruler. They will have the money.
B) Pantheonist ruins, Pantheonist problems.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2018, 01:12:32 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14649 on: September 06, 2018, 01:11:41 am »

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We can afford it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14650 on: September 06, 2018, 01:13:19 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14651 on: September 06, 2018, 01:13:31 am »

B, the church can pay for itself can't they? At the very least they're gonna have to put forward some funding rather than just asking us for money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14652 on: September 06, 2018, 01:14:33 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14653 on: September 06, 2018, 01:30:04 am »

This is why we have that commission to strengthen the church, it gives us opportunities like this.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14654 on: September 06, 2018, 01:36:26 am »

You decide that, because the Treasury is doing alright, you can spare some money for the Pantheonists. You receive many thanks from their high clergy few days later.

1211 AD, Late Spring

"A colossus!?" You ask in bewilderment as the courtiers gasp and murmur. The young peasant who brought the message from the new settlements at the foot of Northern Mountains is kneeling before you.

"All people in our village swear on their lives, m'lord! It's a tall, huge man, made out of bronze or some other metal. It shoots balls of fire! It stomps things! It came from direction of the Northern Mountains one day, and has been wrecking havoc since then. Our militia fled after shooting at it with them tubes and other things failed to do more than a scratch!"

A) "Wizard! A Wizard is needed to deal with this creature, we must find one at once!"
B) "Now, you shall witness the power of the fully armed and operational Imperial Army!"
C) "Do not be afraid! The bronze colossus will finish its stomping, and go away. Easy!"
D) "I'm plenty there's enough level 30+ adventurers to deal with it, let's hire some."
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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