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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Lord_lemonpie]

C

[Weirdsound]

A

We might have spend our money cleaning up after a megabeast and a Parsian riot. So sorry, but not the best time.

[Basil ii]

A yeah sorry dude but we need the resources.

[helmacon]

A

I mean... It really doesn't sound like it would be very good. It would probably end up looking like a blob of melted crayons.

[omada]

Yeah, If he wanted to do something with gemstones he should have choosen to do something small, a huge statue will be clearly ugly

if he said that we would wait for a particular giant gemstone to appear and make a statue made of pure onyx or something that would be ok, or just make a fuckton of jewels that we could send as gift to our nobles

A

[Haspen]

You tell the artisan that the gemstone statue is a really inappropriate idea and that you won't be sponsoring it. He leaves unhappy.

You wait a moment, staring expectantly at the doors. It's over? Phew. Finally.

1196 AD, Mid-Autumn

4*

The Army crushed the rebellion, and executed the ringleaders, although many middlemen escaped punishment, and the casualties amongst the Army were higher than expected.

Meanwhile, alarming reports arrive from your messengers - not a single Wizard has been found! According to reports gathered from innkeepers, vagabonds and rangers, it seems that Wizards have been a rare sight for several years already, and haven't been seen in Methiant at all since the arrival of Kotekbacek in the Orcworld.

And speaking of the beast, it has assaulted the Fortress! Hundreds of its brave crew perished, as Fireblood bombardments had little effect. Surviving soldiers have fled the fortress for Methiant, while the gigantic steel centipede is thrashing the castle.

A) No no no, soldiers get back, we will kill this thing the old way!
B) It will do its thing, and then go away, right? Right?
C) We must intensify our search for the Wizards!
D) Maybe its time to hire lvl40+ adventurers to deal with this thing?
E) BRING ME MY SWORD! IT'S TIME TO BECOME A BEASTSLAYA!!

[Maximum Spin]

E well, it does have a steel hide and we do have a magic puncturing sword

[Hotfire90]

D

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

What about the horse? Did it die or something?

[Haspen]

It continues to wither in the stables I guess ;v

[Rockeater]

Can't we feed him a couple of hourses and see if he gets better? and did't he was suppose to be our mount for generations?
Can we do A and E?

[Weirdsound]

E

If we win, we are legendary Beast Slayers.

If we lose, our non-hedoinist father becomes emperor, and Unites Methiant with Cydwyl.

[Kashyyk]

D

[Basil ii]

E if we die we diplo annex cydwyl and we get rid of a emperor with a negative trait.

[Imic]

E

If we win, we are legendary Beast Slayers.

If we lose, our non-hedoinist father becomes emperor, and Unites Methiant with Cydwyl.

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