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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

B

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

B we have a Healthy and Lucky trait so I think we'll survive, we did our job, their morale is broken and king dead.

[Hotfire90]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[TankKit]

B. No need to risk ourself anymore, we've down what we needed to do.

[Haspen]

You decide to retreat. Your soldiers quickly catch on what is happening, and under heavy escort you're taken through the city and outside the gates, to the Army's camp where the surgeons and healers can patch you up.

5*

They stop the bloodloss and patch the wound.

Somehow however, the city remains in Parsian hands and fighting continues even into the afternoon; the commanders are arguing with the healers whether you should take control of the Army for the last hours of fighting.

A) I better rest for now.
B) I've told you, tis but a scratch!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

A
_{we'll deny the grim kitty his appointment a little longer, at least}

[Weirdsound]

A

The Sim Empire has a Martial leader. There is no way the Parsians win this, with or without our participation.

[Hotfire90]

B We already dealt with the most dangerous part.

[mightymushroom]

A

Most of the famous conquerors in history rested a bit after a life threatening injury, to heal properly and keep conquering.

[TankKit]

A. And yes, most good conquerors who managed to survive long and conquer lots of stuff at least started out as being careful when injured and made sure to rest. We don't want a situation like Alexander the Great, who decided that having a party and heavily drinking would be a good idea fairly soon after he had taken a liver injury and ended up dying. Oh god, I just realized that is actually a possibility due to our hedonist trait.

[Imic]

A

[Haspen]

A. And yes, most good conquerors who managed to survive long and conquer lots of stuff at least started out as being careful when injured and made sure to rest. We don't want a situation like Alexander the Great, who decided that having a party and heavily drinking would be a good idea fairly soon after he had taken a liver injury and ended up dying. Oh god, I just realized that is actually a possibility due to our hedonist trait.

Oooooh :vc


You decide to rest.

5*

Three days pass, and you get better with every hour.

Before the sun is down, the Parsian nobility (that which survived Simian purges and looting of the city), is brought to you in shackles. According to your soldiers, these are councilmembers of Parsia, also responsible for murdering your Vizier (they tossed him from the highest tower once they've got the news you betrayed them). Your soldiers are also packed up with loot; money, precious jewels, sacred bowls and cups, idols and statuettes. Most of it will end in Methiantese treasury, for the wealth of Karasau was truly immense; some of the wealth will end in your soldiers' pockets, but they deserve it.

The Parsians kneel in front of you, weeping and begging for mercy.

You decide to...

A) Let them go free, and let all Parsia live in shame.
B) Demand their submission as vassals of Methiant.
C) Demand the crown of Kings of Parsia to be given to you!

[Weirdsound]

C

Lets just annex the land. Hopefully we got some nice resources on our half.

[Imic]

C