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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788745 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13965 on: August 15, 2018, 01:54:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13966 on: August 16, 2018, 08:32:02 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13967 on: August 16, 2018, 11:19:09 am »

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You decide that it must be your noblemen who are at fault at this! You order the agent to tell the Spymaster to begin investigations and see who has way too many dealings with Damdamians.

By the morning, Simian army ventures eastwards, while your Army marches north.

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Your superbly drilled, equipped Army, under your leadership and with the Flagbearer strengthening their faith into your victory, let you steamroll over the Parsian cities. One by one, smaller settlements and outposts surrender, either abandoning the buildings or pledging loyalty to you. Few proud, albeit relatively average in size, cities try to defend themselves, but their walls are smashed open and their defenders butchered by your men.

1195 AD, Spring

The Parsian resistance continues to collapse like a terrible line of dominos. As the freezing rain soon becomes a mere Spring dribble, Parsian lands from Hurthling mountains to Ironbones are now yours. Scouts report that Simian purge has almost reached the Parsian capital, most of the cities in their path ruined and their inhabitants decimated; the main army of Parsia was also destroyed and only pockets of resistance remain, the reports say.

That's when a messenger arrives.

Wihemina have given birth to a girl! The beautiful little Princess has been named 'Aina' by your dearest wife.

Some ask if, in the light of recent victories and the birth of Princess, could the Army camp and party a bit?

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You decide to...

A) A newly-made dad needs some party time!
B) Press on, we have much more left to conquer!
« Last Edit: August 16, 2018, 11:22:10 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13968 on: August 16, 2018, 11:23:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13969 on: August 16, 2018, 11:25:38 am »

That the kind of hedonism we want
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13970 on: August 16, 2018, 11:31:01 am »

A - This is the good side of hedonism.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13971 on: August 16, 2018, 11:31:07 am »

B

I'd rather not have us knock up a Parsian 'Comfort Woman'.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13972 on: August 16, 2018, 11:35:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13973 on: August 16, 2018, 11:50:29 am »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methian
« Reply #13974 on: August 16, 2018, 11:59:09 am »

B nooooooooo! We will be ambushed in the night I will not ruin our conquest on something so silly.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2018, 12:01:20 pm by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13975 on: August 16, 2018, 12:05:14 pm »

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I'd rather not give hedonism any extra chances to work.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13976 on: August 16, 2018, 12:06:25 pm »

B This is a terrible place to party. The Parsian capital is much more fitting!

Edited, too excited to party at the capital.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2018, 12:22:07 pm by birdy51 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13977 on: August 16, 2018, 12:07:38 pm »

A This is a terrible place to party. The Parsian capital is much more fitting!

Then why are you voting for the 'party' option?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13978 on: August 16, 2018, 12:09:37 pm »

A This is a terrible place to party. The Parsian capital is much more fitting!
Then why are you voting for the 'party' option?
give it some time I am sure he just missed-clicked.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13979 on: August 16, 2018, 12:24:45 pm »

Yep. Fixed the issue.
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