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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Maximum Spin]

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[Imic]

B

[Haspen]

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You decide that it must be your noblemen who are at fault at this! You order the agent to tell the Spymaster to begin investigations and see who has way too many dealings with Damdamians.

By the morning, Simian army ventures eastwards, while your Army marches north.

Auto6!*

Your superbly drilled, equipped Army, under your leadership and with the Flagbearer strengthening their faith into your victory, let you steamroll over the Parsian cities. One by one, smaller settlements and outposts surrender, either abandoning the buildings or pledging loyalty to you. Few proud, albeit relatively average in size, cities try to defend themselves, but their walls are smashed open and their defenders butchered by your men.

1195 AD, Spring

The Parsian resistance continues to collapse like a terrible line of dominos. As the freezing rain soon becomes a mere Spring dribble, Parsian lands from Hurthling mountains to Ironbones are now yours. Scouts report that Simian purge has almost reached the Parsian capital, most of the cities in their path ruined and their inhabitants decimated; the main army of Parsia was also destroyed and only pockets of resistance remain, the reports say.

That's when a messenger arrives.

Wihemina have given birth to a girl! The beautiful little Princess has been named 'Aina' by your dearest wife.

Some ask if, in the light of recent victories and the birth of Princess, could the Army camp and party a bit?

Heads

You decide to...

A) A newly-made dad needs some party time!
B) Press on, we have much more left to conquer!

[Criptfeind]

A

[Rockeater]

That the kind of hedonism we want
A

[Kashyyk]

A - This is the good side of hedonism.

[Weirdsound]

B

I'd rather not have us knock up a Parsian 'Comfort Woman'.

[Hotfire90]

B

[mightymushroom]

A

[Basil ii]

B nooooooooo! We will be ambushed in the night I will not ruin our conquest on something so silly.

[helmacon]

B
I'd rather not give hedonism any extra chances to work.

[birdy51]

B This is a terrible place to party. The Parsian capital is much more fitting!

Edited, too excited to party at the capital.

[Weirdsound]

A This is a terrible place to party. The Parsian capital is much more fitting!

Then why are you voting for the 'party' option?

[Basil ii]

A This is a terrible place to party. The Parsian capital is much more fitting!

Then why are you voting for the 'party' option?

give it some time I am sure he just missed-clicked.

[birdy51]

Yep. Fixed the issue.