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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789270 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13710 on: August 08, 2018, 11:41:59 am »

B without a trained army meathiant is toast.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13711 on: August 08, 2018, 11:46:43 am »

B - Gotta keep up our Militaristic obsession.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13712 on: August 08, 2018, 11:57:01 am »

You decide that corrupt, lazy and unfit must be removed from Methiant, even if it will thin its numbers!

1194 AD, Late Spring

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Garrisons across Methiant refuse to be subject to purges! There has been several armed revolts in Ceodwell and Felonsein (with numerous dead and wounded), and armed resistance to your policy is mounting up at border with Lametania, where resistance to your shake-up is the strongest. Few keeps already have been overtaken by the disloyal scum that once called itself your soldiers!

A) Try to negotiate with the rebels, they must see the light of my decision!
B) Fight fire with fire - send in the loyal Army troopers to kill the rebels!
C) Maybe the purging was a bad idea. I can still back out of it, right? Right?
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13713 on: August 08, 2018, 11:58:01 am »

B
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13714 on: August 08, 2018, 11:59:32 am »

B
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13715 on: August 08, 2018, 11:59:43 am »

B Oh? This disloyalty only shows how much these purges are needed! This dishonorable treason will not be allowed to exist!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13716 on: August 08, 2018, 12:06:14 pm »

B

The smart move would be to beg Haspen to allow us to send our Charismatic father to sort this mess out. But personally leading the army to stamp out resistance will be good for our reputation.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13717 on: August 08, 2018, 12:08:50 pm »

B

I mean, the shitty corrupt and bad at being an army parts of the army are rebelling. It can't be that hard right.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13718 on: August 08, 2018, 12:46:08 pm »

You decide to send the loyal bits of Army to stamp out the rebels!

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The loyal soldiers, outraged that their colleagues would turn their backs on such a proud and militaristic dynasty like Yoean, fight thrice harder to restore the Army's reputation. Thousands die, of course, but the rebel pockets are destroyed within a month!

1194 AD, Summer

During reevaluation, a certain young trader-turned-accountant in the Treasury has came up with a novel but potentially very controversional idea; he has noted that noblemen with holdings and Methiantese earn quite a lot, but because they usually keep their households and families small, the usual tax received by the Treasury from these rich guys is rather small.

Therefore, this Aide of Treasury, Beor Gaiwonn is his name, is proposing that the Crown establishes a new tax what would be called 'Scaling Tax' - a certain percentage tax that would affect certain men who earn certain amount of money, and would take a certain but equal part of money from them (he proposes 5%).

The senior officials in the Treasury and most of the courtiers are opposed to this, however, citing traditional priviledges, low stability in the country and simple absurdism of punishing those who are successful in life with an additional tax!

A) But think of the profits! I shall stamp the approval of this Scaling Tax at once!
B) That sounds like an abhorrent idea. Mister Beor is abhorrent. Remove him from my Court!
C) Maybe later it could be a better time for this, but now, I shall pass on this tax.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13719 on: August 08, 2018, 12:48:19 pm »

C

Let's hold it until after the merging with the north
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13720 on: August 08, 2018, 12:49:29 pm »

C

Not the time.
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13721 on: August 08, 2018, 12:50:41 pm »

C
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13722 on: August 08, 2018, 12:52:42 pm »

C

Let's hold it until after the merging with the north

Then we can pass individual rights and a graduated income tax at the same time and weaken the nobility at the same time.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13723 on: August 08, 2018, 12:55:35 pm »

C Also seeing our loyal and honorable soldiers beat the crap out of our enemies always fills me with pride.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13724 on: August 08, 2018, 01:02:26 pm »

C

Shame this idea didn't come up in our mothers time.
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