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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789310 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13665 on: August 07, 2018, 10:44:37 am »

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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13666 on: August 07, 2018, 10:53:04 am »

* Haspen writes that down too.

:3c
Well, if you're going to write that down, I should tell you that my "headcanon" is that the dwarves are hermaphroditic, so that may be a worse idea for Yoe IV than he thinks. :P
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13667 on: August 07, 2018, 10:59:24 am »

* Haspen writes that down too.

:3c
Well, if you're going to write that down, I should tell you that my "headcanon" is that the dwarves are hermaphroditic, so that may be a worse idea for Yoe IV than he thinks. :P
or better ;) time to write a fanfic folks about a dashing young king and the love of his life.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2018, 11:04:34 am by Basil ii »
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13668 on: August 07, 2018, 11:06:47 am »

E

Let's have joint operation and secrets. Secrets! All to ourselves!
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13669 on: August 07, 2018, 11:12:18 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13670 on: August 07, 2018, 12:29:08 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13671 on: August 07, 2018, 01:28:21 pm »

You try to interest High King Varsaalath in forming closer ties between Dwarves and Methiantese humans.

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Unfortunately, you fail in your endeavour. After some pleasant chit-chat, the High King and his entourage leave.

Few days later the royal family expands once more! Your uncle Deathan's second son, Houlandin, was borne into this world.

1193 AD, Late Winter

You furrow your brows a little bit.

"Designate a heir? Isn't it a little early for that?" The Advisor smiles as the courtiers gathered behind him stare at you expectantly.

"My liege, it is of utmost importance for a ruler to have a heir. And the court, while confident in your bedroom abilities, would rather have your successor set in writing, till of course you get a child of your own, in case any... legal problems should arise."

It seems that your courtiers aren't willing to wait a year.

Who will it be?

A) My older sister, Princess Cylia.
B) My younger sister, Princess Ciri.
C) My father, King Cyl of Cydwyl.
D) My aunt, Odiana of Cydwyl.
E) My cousin, Llewyn, son of late King Erik of Cydwyl.
F) My cousin, Tolin, son of late King Erik of Cydwyl.
G) My cousin, Aron, son of late King Erik of Cydwyl.
H) My distant aunt, Eiri, daughter of Yoe III.
I) My distant uncle, Hein, son of Yoe III.
J) My distant uncle, Deathan, son of Yoe III.
K) My 2nd cousin Feir, son of Hein and Irvalina of Eldrican.
L) My 2nd cousin Jacor, son of Hein and Irvalina of Eldrican.
M) My 2nd cousin Rubert, son of Hein and Irvalina of Eldrican.
N) My 2nd cousin Una, daughter of Hein and Irvalina of Eldrican.
O) My 2nd cousin Duach, son of Deathan and Aurelia of Damdamia.
P) My 2nd cousin Houlandin, son of Deathan and Aurelia of Damdamia.
Q) My 2nd cousin once removed, Sigurd, son of Jacor and Helga of Helliste.
R) My grandmother, Eirika, wife of late King Cidric of Cydwyl.



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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13672 on: August 07, 2018, 01:30:32 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13673 on: August 07, 2018, 01:31:54 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13675 on: August 07, 2018, 01:32:18 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13676 on: August 07, 2018, 01:33:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13677 on: August 07, 2018, 01:40:58 pm »

A.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13678 on: August 07, 2018, 01:45:18 pm »

C changed my vote.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2018, 03:02:20 pm by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13679 on: August 07, 2018, 02:21:56 pm »

I spent forever looking for Doge on that family tree just to remember that Haspen robbed us. >:(
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