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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Basil ii]

That's one hell of an assumption.

that she might still be pissed off after we cheated on her?.

[Basil ii]

Even if true. We're the fucking emperor of a medieval empire. For us a perfectly happy marriage isn't the top priority so much as one that's stable and avoids issues. If she was unhappy for her whole life because of the marriage, oh well.

I would rather not have our character be castrated while he is sleeping.

[birdy51]

Maybe this will turn out for the best, and we'll be forced to take a hard look at our hedonistic pleasures. If we're going to change, we may as well better do it now before we royally screw everything up. Perhaps losing our mother too early has left some deep need in poor Yoe's psyche...

[Basil ii]

Maybe this will turn out for the best, and we'll be forced to take a hard look at our hedonistic pleasures. If we're going to change, we may as well better do it now before we royally screw everything up. Perhaps losing our mother too early has left some deep need in poor Yoe's psyche...

are suggesting that our character has a Oedipus complex?. Well at the very least we are not a necrophiliac [yet]

[Haspen]

You prepare for the arrival of your dad.

Dad arrives next week and tears right into you.

"DO YOU KNOW the kind of uproar you caused at Cydwyl court? The faction that wanted to keep Cydwyl separate from Methiant is all giggles today. You and your dick ruin all your mother and I have been working on meticuously for years!" You sit there on the chair, blushing, before you speak up.

3*

You only make it worse.

"Look, Doge, I'm not going to let you destroy everything because you can't keep your cock inside your pants. So, you're going to remove Aethlan from your palace and restrain yourself from affairs and relationships until I find you a wife that can keep a good check on you, or at least keep you tired long enough you don't cheat on her. I will stay in Cydwyl and try to calm down my nobles so that they won't throw the inheritance treaty the moment I keel over. Is that understood?"

You decide to...

A) Agree to both of your father's demands.
B) Agree to keep away from random flings, but you will not dismiss Aethlan!
C) Agree to dismiss Aethlan, but you won't have marriage proposals dictated by your dad!
D) Refuse to cooperate on any of these points.

[Weirdsound]

A

[Basil ii]

A this is the best option

[Criptfeind]

A

Our character needs this firm hand tbh.

[Hotfire90]

A

[Prophet]

B

[crazyabe]

A.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

A

[birdy51]

A

Kind of hopes this works, and we get the most angriest wife this side of the continent. Like, the Marshall, but in female form.

[Basil ii]

A

Kind of hopes this works, and we get the most angriest wife this side of the continent. Like, the Marshall, but in female form.

[600 kilograms of raw muscle as for her height ten feat in length she is theULTIMATE HOUSEWIFE and the last stage of Human evolution]Ahem now back to the topic at hand I do wonder what kind of lady he will make us marry?.

[Kashyyk]

C