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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776375 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13455 on: August 02, 2018, 03:15:03 pm »

A

This guy was disowned, publicly, by the former Empress. He's no relative of ours and the Senate has no authority to make him so.
(Worst case, we find out just how well that prophecy holds up on the great warrior part.)
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13456 on: August 02, 2018, 04:52:16 pm »

10a 3b



You try to negotiate even more.

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"I see. I will take your words to the Senate. You may away a swift response to this, Emperor." The Damdamian salutes you.

"May Damed give you long and prosperous life." Then he leaves, and the court begins to murmur.

The courtier with the report comes in next and you read the scroll.

The girl up for the wedding comes, by matrilineal lines, from the dynasty of the kings of Ceodwell. One of her great-ancestors was apparently Ceodwell II himself. The girl's name is Ceorina, and is reputed to be both beautiful and skilled in arts. A marriage like this would endear you to your local Ceodwellian nobility for sure.

A) A good wife from a good home, I'm sure.
B) Ain't my type, no.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13457 on: August 02, 2018, 04:54:48 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13458 on: August 02, 2018, 04:55:05 pm »

A
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Qassius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13459 on: August 02, 2018, 04:55:54 pm »

A, greater ties to Ceodwell would help with later integration.

B, mistook Ceodwell for Cydwyl. rip
« Last Edit: August 02, 2018, 05:15:21 pm by Qassius »
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13460 on: August 02, 2018, 04:57:22 pm »

They are greatly integrated already

C?) let me consult the oracles *go consult the spymaster*
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13461 on: August 02, 2018, 05:05:25 pm »

B

Marrying into the local nobility is for third or fourth kids, not sitting Emperors. Ceodwell is already part of Methiant and has been for ages, no need to gild the lilly.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13462 on: August 02, 2018, 05:26:04 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13463 on: August 02, 2018, 05:51:49 pm »

A

Why not!
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13464 on: August 02, 2018, 05:53:04 pm »

They are greatly integrated already

C?) let me consult the oracles *go consult the spymaster*
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13465 on: August 02, 2018, 05:59:28 pm »

A
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13466 on: August 02, 2018, 06:06:19 pm »

We could learn to love the Spymaster...
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13467 on: August 02, 2018, 07:04:26 pm »

A

Man, I'm pretty sure all that negotiation just made us look weak and put the problem off. Maybe if they had some sorta leg to stand on with their accusations, but since they didn't the most legitimizing argument they could make is that we seemed to think they had some sorta point, otherwise why bother negotiating.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13468 on: August 02, 2018, 07:10:57 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13469 on: August 02, 2018, 08:09:58 pm »

A, no way to secure our claim over all of former Lathbas than to marry a member of their royal families, hopefully we can try to merge the dynasties.
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