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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788537 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13185 on: July 24, 2018, 01:55:13 pm »

I just saw Haspen answering a thing in the  SPAMKINGDOM Q&A and


The coronation staff was called  THE ANCIENT WAND by the dwarves

We need to know what it does

maybe hire the dwarves later to answer this?
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13186 on: July 24, 2018, 01:59:41 pm »

I just went back to that post and I do believe they did indeed refer to it as a Ancient Wand. I have to agree that this must be investigated!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13187 on: July 24, 2018, 02:06:56 pm »

I agree  We should hire the dwarves to help us find out its secrets!.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13188 on: July 24, 2018, 02:10:55 pm »

I also agree.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13189 on: July 24, 2018, 02:16:47 pm »

You decide to let him go free and live his miserable life to its end as a peasant or vagabond or whatever he wishes. Saenn is stunned, and slowly stumbles out of the audience room.

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That would be a controversial decision, but your happy court and loyal courtiers do not object your judgement for even a second.

1183 AD, Late Winter

The court is aghast at the magnitude of the theft that has occured tonight!

A thief or some thieves not only evaded the guards, the Shadowranks, and the multitude of servants, but somehow managed to steal three items from three different locations in the Palace!

The Scepther of Weather was stolen from its fortified vault in the basements, the Coronation Staff was stolen from the golden Chest of Crown Jewels in the heart of the keep, the Bracelet of Charisma was stolen from your own jewellery box hidden in the locked wardrobe inside your bedroom in the higher floors!

Whatever demon or magician did this, and how they did this, baffles the minds of your greatest thinkers. Spymaster's agents are already working on the case, but obviously a thiefmaster of this magnitude (if its only one) will not be captured this easily.

A) Adventurers! Get me some lvl50+ adventurers at once, no matter how high the price!!
B) Get the Army involved, we will beat them with sheer numbers of detectives working on the case!!
C) Consult the oracles and seers of Pantheon! Scry for the thief's location! Ask the God of Truth!!
D) The Flying Horse, it can do wonders, it can find my thief! Spot it from the skies with its lazor stare or something!!
E) Could the Dwarves divine the Scepter's location? They do instal GPS into their artifacts, right!?
F) Wizard! Wizard! Where's a supernatural detective when you need one!?
« Last Edit: July 24, 2018, 02:19:37 pm by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13190 on: July 24, 2018, 02:18:17 pm »

Man, can we do multiple?

I vote A though.

This is a pretty big deal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13191 on: July 24, 2018, 02:18:40 pm »

E.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13192 on: July 24, 2018, 02:20:51 pm »

Damn it.
A
Adventurers, don't fail us now.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13193 on: July 24, 2018, 02:21:04 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13194 on: July 24, 2018, 02:21:56 pm »

A Surely the next artifact we buy should be a magical vault.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13195 on: July 24, 2018, 02:22:31 pm »

A There is going to be hell to pay when we find who ever decided that stealing from our artifact collection was a good idea.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13196 on: July 24, 2018, 02:26:31 pm »

E

If we have to pay money to investigate this, I trust the dwarves more than I do a band of random adventurers.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13197 on: July 24, 2018, 02:27:28 pm »

I don't trust the dwarves to have not done this.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13198 on: July 24, 2018, 02:28:35 pm »

E

multiple options? I would be willing to spend ALOT of resources for this

god damn

it's what 20 wealth in artifacts lost?
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13199 on: July 24, 2018, 02:33:20 pm »

I changed my vote E
« Last Edit: July 24, 2018, 03:42:45 pm by Basil ii »
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