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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776003 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13110 on: July 23, 2018, 02:45:55 pm »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13111 on: July 23, 2018, 02:48:28 pm »

Basil ii this is really your last warning.

1. Stop double-posting.
2. Stop quoting whole posts.
sorry I will try
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13112 on: July 23, 2018, 02:49:44 pm »

C

I like their philosophy, but I'm a bit afraid that sponsoring any religion other than Pantheonism might mess up our union with Cydwyl. They can stay, but we will not be building them any temples.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13113 on: July 23, 2018, 02:52:17 pm »

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Yeah, let's not mess up our union with Cydwyl. Besides, while Ruberta probably would be tempted to adopt it as her own I imagine she also understands that it's a bad idea since the integration of Cydwyl is somewhat underway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13114 on: July 23, 2018, 02:53:13 pm »

C

it's more a philosophy than a religion. It shouldn't be mutually exclusive with pantheisim
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13115 on: July 23, 2018, 02:57:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13116 on: July 23, 2018, 03:17:21 pm »

C - I can't see any issues beyond the standard "not my religion" stigma
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13117 on: July 23, 2018, 03:36:26 pm »

You give your consent and the priests leave the palace, arms wide open till they make it to the door to the audience room.

1183 AD, Late Autumn

You receive a very intriguing letter from Duke Abron Patterne of Province Milan in western Ysirene.

Apparently, his son, during a hunt, was accosted by a drunkard and vagabond, and a brief scuffle occured. The Duke's boy received a gash on his forehead while the drunkard received lashes. That's when the thug claimed revenge on all of Duke's family because he is Methiantese royalty.

While the Duke was sure the man was spewing drunken lies, one of his courtiers did mention a story about a Methiantese nobleman living in Milan once, having fled some terrible civil war or power struggle. On the other hand, the history of the drunk (or rather stories collaborated by his neighbours when he still had a home) suggests his wife was a commoner of sorts and left with their four children when the drunk began to overindulge the bottle, that's when he lost his job as a farmer, then sold his house and went for the streets and forests.

The man has been imprisoned and his bearded, smelly persona is none that of a proper nobleman, and his name is Son. Or something like that, the Duke's guards weren't able to get the information from him at the time of writing of this letter.

Still, the Duke felt a tiny bit concerned and that's why he decided to send you this letter. He is also offering to execute the drunk if you felt offended by the mugger's claims even for a moment.

You decide to...

A) Ignore the letter because a Milanese drunkard is Duke's problem, not yours.
B) Send a reply in which you grant the drunk mercy.
C) Consult the Spymaster about this.
D) Send a reply in which you express your desire to have this impostor killed.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 03:38:54 pm by Haspen »
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13118 on: July 23, 2018, 03:37:43 pm »

C it’s his son I think.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13119 on: July 23, 2018, 03:38:30 pm »

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Might as well give the chap some work. An actual popular ruler for once, he must be absolutely bored out his skull not keeping track of rebellions and wayward family members.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13120 on: July 23, 2018, 03:39:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13121 on: July 23, 2018, 03:42:36 pm »

C, but also, if it does turn out to be that one drunk cousin who escaped (or his heir), we should totally execute him anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13122 on: July 23, 2018, 03:45:28 pm »

C, but also, if it does turn out to be that one drunk cousin who escaped (or his heir), we should totally execute him anyway.

C. But no. We could use more spare royals. If they turn out to be legit, we should invite them back.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13123 on: July 23, 2018, 03:47:50 pm »

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Let's give the spymaster some work, I agree he's probably very bored having to deal with such a Good ruler. And honestly I'm not sure if I want that drunk guy back, though I suppose he can come back if he is legit. Ruberta does seem the kind and forgiving sort.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13124 on: July 23, 2018, 03:51:17 pm »

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