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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[omada]

B we got a charisma bonus it will be fun

[Imic]

B
The polite thing to do when political weirdos come along is to invite them in, give them a biscuit, and stare at them judgingly for their entire speech, blinking as little as possible and never breaking eye contact. Then, say good luck to them, and throw them out. Ignore everything they say and burn the pemphlets afterwards.

[Blood_Librarian]

b

[Hotfire90]

B

[Chevaleresse]

To confirm: we're only choosing to let them speak, right? Not just straight up converting right now?

[Imic]

To confirm: we're only choosing to let them speak, right? Not just straight up converting right now?

Don't worry, if push comes to shove we can have a civil discussion with Haspen and explain to him quietly that we did not want this.
Ha ha just kidding we'll find his house and murder him if he converts us to their proto-Mormanism.

[Weirdsound]

To confirm: we're only choosing to let them speak, right? Not just straight up converting right now?

Don't worry, if push comes to shove we can have a civil discussion with Haspen and explain to him quietly that we did not want this.
Ha ha just kidding we'll find his house and murder him if he converts us to their proto-Mormanism.

Geeze, if you feel so strongly about it, just vote A :p

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I'm also voting B. I wasn't involved in the first SPAMKINGDOM, so I don't have the raging hate boner for the Damedians that I suspect some people here possess. We should under no circumstances convert; Cyl sought us out as a wife as he reasoned that the Pantheonist nations should stick together, so we can cite both our love for him and desire to peacefully merge with his strictly Pantheonist nation as reasons to politely decline conversion.

That said, we SHOULD throw them a bone if at all possible; Sponsor a temple or something. Maintaining a healthy relationship with the Damdamians is important for several reasons:

1: At some point, we will likely send our armies north or east to fight Gubta, Parsia, Albion, or Rosamana. I'm more than a little concerned that the Damdamians might decide to take advantage of such an opportunity and march on us if our troops are away from home, but the more friendly we are to them, the less likely it is that it will happen.
2: Damdamian nations seem more than willing to buy stuff from us. We don't need their religious leaders deciding they don't like us, and telling their King's to stop buying Methianese Goods.
3: Damdamians are allowed to practice slavery. We are not. Once the toxic dust dies down in Orcworld, if the Orcs are still alive, we could sell the Damdamians permits to pass through our fort and hunt Orcish Slaves. This could earn us money, and keep the savage population in check.
4: I strongly suspect that Ruberta grew up praticing the Damdamian faith. I don't think it would be in character for her to be mean to the religion practiced by her family back home in Eldrican.

[Criptfeind]

About the hate boner for Damedian, if I recall it's not only cuz they crushed us in a few wars (although that doesn't help) but also it's pretty much nazism when it comes to dealing with non humans. Idk if it's mellowed out any over the past couple hundred years, but if not if we let it take root in our lands it will probably end with attempted genocides against our hearthling winegrowers. So, maybe a push back against it isn't as silly as one thinks.

[mightymushroom]

B ut we have the power of musical theatre on our side, no worries.

[Prophet]

A The Damdamians can take their horrid Damed Worship and shove it back into whatever dark hellhole they pulled it out of. As far as I'm concerned the Damdamians have proven to be untrustworthy scum and shall always be so.

[ZBridges]

A

[Haspen]

You decide to let them in. They're grateful for it and greet you with the raised hand of Damed.

"Greeings, Empress of Methiant. It has come to our notice that while your country has allowed its people to be enlightened by the teachings of the Father, there's only a token amount of places of worship, and chiefly in the southlands. Therefore our superior, Archpriest Sparagus Pulpius of Damedia, is requesting that you build a large temple, able to house several hundred, in the capital city of Methe, so that all Damedian worshippers have a place to pilgrimage and pray at with each other."

"Why don't you build it from your own money?" The Advisor asks, and the priests smile.

"It is not our country, and thus, not our coffers. And if the Empress builds a temple from her own violition and wealth, it will sure be seen as a gesture of goodwill by all Damedians."

A) "Cute. Now scram, before I get angry."
B) "You want a temple? Fine. Here's your building permit."
C) "You're asking nicely, so I will build you Damedians a temple in the capital.

[Prophet]

A I'm of the opinion that Damed Worship should the crushed when ever possible. The Lauthbasian people should never embrace the evil teaching of the Damdamians! They even have the nerve to try to have us build them a temple!

[crazyabe]

B.

[Maximum Spin]

C