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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788089 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12570 on: June 30, 2018, 10:46:46 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12571 on: June 30, 2018, 11:44:55 am »

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No more minerals? Yeah we might need to use that new artifact for expansion. I wonder if Cyl would be interested in a joint campaign against that pirate people to his north? We know they have both salt and furs on that small stretch of land of his side of the mountains.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12572 on: June 30, 2018, 02:11:07 pm »

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if you want something wacky
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12573 on: June 30, 2018, 03:13:33 pm »


No more minerals? Yeah we might need to use that new artifact for expansion. I wonder if Cyl would be interested in a joint campaign against that pirate people to his north? We know they have both salt and furs on that small stretch of land of his side of the mountains.

I think those pirates go further north where they get their furs and they have nice trade partnership with heliste and cydwyl, we need more is to find non mineral resources for us to exploit like ketton cloth or whatever

there is also the option of the dwarves lying, but as they were very trustfull in their contracts till now I don't think this new king will be very different



this gave me somehow  desire to focus on a greater colonization effort to get closer to the mountains of our treaty before anyone else do that (anyone being helliste, my first idea when sleepy was to create a joint colonization effort with cydwyl and don't let helliste room to grow

although we will get large lands to protect and that will be shitty
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

andrea

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12574 on: June 30, 2018, 03:18:23 pm »

Better pay our debts.


I wonder if we can convince them to go prospecting in orcworld...
speaking of which, what is the status of the gate? it has been a while since we shut down the doors due to the storm.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12575 on: July 01, 2018, 04:45:00 am »

You tell the Treasurer to hork over the money.

Three days later, you feel that there is someone getting upset over the solitary confinement of your womb. Cyl is not here yet (he is developing an annoying habit, isn't he?), but you guess the babies aren't really good enough at being patient. It seems your husband is going to miss this one too.

Never a dull moment with them. As you feel the contractions and pain of these mount up, the maidens take you to one of your bedchambers as healers are called and brought in, too.

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After another few hours of discomfort, pain and crying, finally, the fruit of your labour gives off its first shriek. Everyone is happy that the chld is well and alive, considering its a slight bit early, and you pat the healing stone that, since the first time, has been - as a precaution - kept by your side. Surely its the work of the stone.

Now, it is the time for the greatest and most important of celeberations in the eyes of the Priests of the God of the Family - naming of the child!

What it will be?

A) Ciri.
B) Esta.
C) Kayra.
D) Morgan.
E) Eirike.
F) Eiri.
G) Sela.
H) Elana.
I) Gwynna.
J) Edda.
K) (submit your own)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12576 on: July 01, 2018, 05:16:10 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12577 on: July 01, 2018, 08:18:28 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12578 on: July 01, 2018, 08:28:18 am »

K) Yoa (female form of Yoe, the founder of the imperial dynasty)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12579 on: July 01, 2018, 08:29:06 am »

The female form of Yoe is obviously Yolo.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12580 on: July 01, 2018, 08:49:53 am »

K Yolo
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« Reply #12581 on: July 01, 2018, 08:53:04 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12582 on: July 01, 2018, 09:55:16 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12583 on: July 01, 2018, 09:58:51 am »

K Yolo
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12584 on: July 01, 2018, 10:37:47 am »

A and let's hope she is wise, so we can call "Siri" to help us
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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