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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787662 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12210 on: June 13, 2018, 09:55:35 am »

I think sending Horsey is a bad idea until somebody else has dealt with the gale-force winds thing.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12211 on: June 13, 2018, 10:08:59 am »

E - It is what we threw all that money away for after all
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12212 on: June 13, 2018, 10:19:12 am »

E
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12213 on: June 13, 2018, 10:36:47 am »

E Ride!
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12214 on: June 13, 2018, 10:38:11 am »

E Get emmm


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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12215 on: June 13, 2018, 10:58:22 am »

C The army can be replenished in time if defeated, laser horses cannot.

Also, doomsday guy was not wrong... Hopefully he will be right about that kid we are about to have.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12216 on: June 13, 2018, 11:13:58 am »

C okay I actually want B but that's not winning and E is a terrible idea
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12217 on: June 13, 2018, 11:28:53 am »

c
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if you want something wacky
Quote from: ChiefWaffles, MAR Discord
I continue to be puzzled by BL's attempts to make Aratam blatantly evil

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12218 on: June 13, 2018, 12:38:14 pm »

C okay I actually want B

I have a feeling a Wizard will just chew us out and blame our troubles on our dealings with the sorceress, and might even demand the removal of the Laser Horse as payment for his services.

Also, we probably shouldn't embark on a wizard quest while preggers.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12219 on: June 13, 2018, 12:43:08 pm »

You send the mighty army to deal with the skeletal bird giant.

1178 AD, Summer

Two reports come in.

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The first is about glasswork sales in Ysirene; it sold quite well.

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The second is from your Army, which completely failed against Ironbeak! The skeletal raven killed thousands of soldiers and laid waste to numerous settlements before your men gave up on attacking it. Already people across Methiant complain what a waste of life, time and materiel it was.

A) Clearly, a discrete party of lvl30+ adventurers will do the trick.
B) FLYING HORSE, I CHOOSE YOU! *K-PYOOOOSH*
C) We need to wait a bit longer, it will wander away.
D) Is this when I call up a Wizard to solve this problem?
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SigFlags!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12220 on: June 13, 2018, 12:44:28 pm »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12221 on: June 13, 2018, 12:46:43 pm »

B - It's what we bought it for!
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12222 on: June 13, 2018, 12:53:22 pm »

B - It's what we bought it for!

What about "gusts of tree-toppling wind" leads you to think our expensive, flying horse is a good risk?

A
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Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12223 on: June 13, 2018, 12:53:37 pm »

B  GET EMMMMMMMM
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12224 on: June 13, 2018, 12:54:36 pm »

B
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