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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[helmacon]

B

[birdy51]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[Hotfire90]

B

[omada]

B OH YES FINALLY

MONEY AND HAPINESS

[Prophet]

B I'm always down for developing tighter relations with the Gubta. They've were a pretty consistent ally back during Old Luathbas so I hope that we can become close allies again. Developing relations might even give us more incentive to keep the Damdamians from spreading their vile heresy to the east.

[Haspen]

You decide to accept spices in exchange for money.

1178 AD, Late Spring

Cuduthleng Ironbeak has awaken in the Hurthling mountains!

The enormous skeletal raven instills terror in those who look into its pitch black eye sockets. Its iron-like metallic beak drips acidic waste that withers and devours all living tissue it falls upon. What's even worse, the beast can produce gusts of tree-toppling wind by motion of its wings of marrow!

Hurthling villages and farmlands are being devastated by this monstrous bird skeleton, as it takes great joy in pursuing and destroying the living.

A) A pack of lvl30+ adventurers is what we need in this situation.
B) A wizard! A wizard! A kingdom for a wizard, please!
C) Unfortunately for any megabeast, we happen to have heavy artillery at ready.
D) We should wait, maybe it will wander away on its own?
E) Time to send my equally monstrous Flying Horse to defeat the Ironbeak!

[crazyabe]

B.

[Rockeater]

C

[mightymushroom]

Oh no! Our Hurthlings!

C Heavy artillery blow out its wings and then send in our flying horsey.
^{(not C just wait)}

[Prophet]

C How dare that monster attack our adorable Hurthlings! Nothing attacks our Hurthlings and gets away with it!

[Criptfeind]

C

[10ebbor10]

Don't we have a laser horse for situations like this?

[Haspen]

Don't we have a laser horse for situations like this?

I keep forgetting about it ;v

[vastaghen12]

E