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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787517 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12090 on: June 10, 2018, 04:14:00 am »

Guys, we've had enough issues with the church recently, and we don't have the army to back us up. Let's not start another religious pissing contest right now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12091 on: June 10, 2018, 04:26:37 am »

we have had issues with pantheonists, this decision seems like it would anger alldivines and damedians, which have a lower presence

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12092 on: June 10, 2018, 05:52:42 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12093 on: June 10, 2018, 05:55:35 am »

we have had issues with pantheonists, this decision seems like it would anger alldivines and damedians, which have a lower presence
So that all religions are equally mad at us? Why don't we start summoning demons, too?

Oh, wait...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12094 on: June 10, 2018, 06:29:00 am »

C

because

if those are other planets

WE MUST CONQUER THEM
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12095 on: June 10, 2018, 07:20:45 am »

C

can we fund a project to cross reference this with the orc world stars?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12096 on: June 10, 2018, 07:49:50 am »

C

can we fund a project to cross reference this with the orc world stars?

"Sir, using this primitive telescope and an abacus, we have, indeed, are able to prove that our worlds have different stars in the sky, just like night-gazing explorers decades ago have noticed."

I mean I don't see how there could be a different outcome :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12097 on: June 10, 2018, 10:02:28 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12098 on: June 10, 2018, 10:03:57 am »

"Sir, using this primitive telescope and an abacus, we have, indeed, are able to prove that our worlds have different stars in the sky, just like night-gazing explorers decades ago have noticed."

I mean I don't see how there could be a different outcome :P
I think that helmacon meant to try to see whether the stars can be matched up to prove that Orcworld is or isn't in the same galaxy.

This would be completely beyond our geometrical capabilities even if it is, of course.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12099 on: June 10, 2018, 11:25:46 am »

If we choose C can we say for then to wait for our army to come back?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12100 on: June 10, 2018, 11:39:30 am »

C. The official religion ot Methiant is Pantheonism, what do we care if religions like Damed which we already officially consider as false (but tolerable) are proven to be so?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12101 on: June 10, 2018, 11:44:45 am »

You approve the scholars work and hope they can share their findings with literates of Methiant.

1177 AD, Midsummer

Apparently, fighting flared up in the northeast.

Meanwhile, your soldiers have set up a heavy metal gate at the entrance to the tunnel leading into Orcworld.

1177 AD, Late Summer

Peace! Peace is coming to Helliste and Parsia and Cydwyl and everywhere, because Cyl met with emissaries of Rosamana; it has been decided that Rosamana will get easternmost of Helliste territories, and an 'inviolate promise' was written for all sides involved that Western peoples stay on western side of Bloodpeak Mountains, while Agaresians and other subjects of Rosamana are allowed free reign east of aforementioned mountains. Rosamana in return agreed to pay rather small sum of money as 'reparations' for damage she and her raiders did to Helliste.

This treaty has been already approved by Aubjorn of Helliste (against wishes of his merchant nobles) and noblemen of Parsia.Your Vizier in Parsia reports that he was unware of the nobles participating, nor that they consulted with him for any of these diplomatic matters.

As for war with Rosamana...

A) I don't see anywhere that Methiant agreed to it! Onwards, we drive the eastern savages out!
B) Obviously, the war's ended. No point letting our men wander the wastelands far from their homes!
C) Rosamana have not signed a treaty with us yet. I ought to have some gains from this war!

As for Parsian 'free will'...

A) Milk's spilled, no point crying over it.
B) Warn them that next time this won't be tolerated.
C) Demand tribute for your neighbour's independent thought.

As for Cyl's involvement and lack of cooperation with you...

A) An insult to myself, to Methiant, and Emperor's office! Get me a priest; the marriage's annulled!
B) He better prepare some onions and ale because I'm preparing some harsh words and a rolling pin for when he's back home!
C) He is a politician and a talker, and he did politics and talking. Am I to punish him for doing his work properly?

//Forums derped and the post was mangled, but now all's fixed.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2018, 11:47:40 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12102 on: June 10, 2018, 11:48:37 am »

C

seriously. It seems like our army is fighting for everyone but us now days.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12103 on: June 10, 2018, 11:55:29 am »

B
B
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This war is just way too far away to really care that properly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12104 on: June 10, 2018, 11:59:26 am »

We are gonna get religious turmoil now so/


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