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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786582 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11910 on: May 30, 2018, 03:03:28 pm »

C Ah! Ah! Ah! Now now Lizard Genghis Khan... Methiant doesn't like it when others attack what's ours and Parsia is ours. I'd advice not getting to cocky unless you want to end up with your head on one of our pikes.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11911 on: May 30, 2018, 03:07:20 pm »

C.
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11912 on: May 30, 2018, 03:07:38 pm »

C Perhaps we can ask for an alliance or vassalage after Parsia has been rescued.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11913 on: May 30, 2018, 03:21:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11914 on: May 30, 2018, 03:33:43 pm »

You send part of the Army to attack Rosamanans in the Parsia.

Few days later, Cyl arrives and you two have a pleasant chat about weather, and reaffirm your love.

1176 AD, Midwinter

The Helliste are getting ravaged by Rosamana's raiders, and those in Parsia are skillfully evading your heavy troops. The sandy flats of northeastern Parsia make it hard for Fireblood machinery and horses to catch up with lizards, which happily wiggle through the sands.

Few days later, there are two messengers bringing urgent news; one is from Helliste, with request for assistance from Cydwyl and Methiant, and other is bringing report of a major battle against Agaresians.

Suddenly however, one could say, at dramatically inconvenient time, you suffer a terrible abdominal pain that you felt only once in your life before. Someone's ready to explore a new world, it seems!

You decide to...

A) Shush the baby and receive the messenger from Helliste!
B) Shush the baby and receive the messenger from Parsia!
C) Alert the nurses that their help will be needed in about now!
« Last Edit: May 30, 2018, 03:36:59 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11915 on: May 30, 2018, 03:37:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11916 on: May 30, 2018, 03:38:05 pm »

C They can wait until we're done doing this!
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11917 on: May 30, 2018, 03:38:56 pm »

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« Reply #11918 on: May 30, 2018, 03:43:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11919 on: May 30, 2018, 04:20:09 pm »

You alert the nurses that the pregnancy is coming to a completion. Cyl is spooked, courtiers are panicking, and the maidens carry you away from audience room and to your bedchambers. You breathe in, breathe out on the way there, trying to calm yourself - and the baby - a bit.

Once there, the nurses hoist up your lengthy audience dress, while towels, healing rocks and hot water are brought in, and the delivery begins! Hours pass as you feel your womb opening and the baby slowly making its way out, all this accompanied by too much pain for your liking.

Why it must always be so much painful?? You muse about it - surely the Pantheonist gods of creation have a wicked sense of humor.

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After lots of pushing, screaming, cold compresses, nurses shushing you and your angry shouting, there comes a much appreciated moment of relief. A moment later you hear it - the sweet shriek of an alive baby. Soon, the bloodied, wet, messy child is brought into your hands, and you lie her against your breast...

Yes, indeed, it is a girl. One of few male servants that was permitted to stay around is sent to inform Cyl immediately. He arrives very soon and kneels besides your bed, kissing your hand with his trembling lips, but from his face you can see that a boy would please him much more.

Per inviolate tradition of the land, you have the honor of naming your little Princess. Several popular names from Eldrican and Methiant come to your mind...

A) Ciri.
B) Esta.
C) Kayra.
D) Morgan.
E) Eirike.
F) Eiri.
G) Sela.
H) Elana.
I) Gwynna.
J) Edda.
K) (submit your own)
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11920 on: May 30, 2018, 04:22:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11921 on: May 30, 2018, 04:23:24 pm »

K) Cylia - Naming her after both her father and the greatest ruler of Methiant can only bring good fortune
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11922 on: May 30, 2018, 04:24:47 pm »

K - Scylla!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11923 on: May 30, 2018, 04:26:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11924 on: May 30, 2018, 04:27:05 pm »

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