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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775986 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11835 on: May 29, 2018, 12:39:40 pm »

AA. Maybe we can delegate to our council later, but there's not really any need now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11836 on: May 29, 2018, 12:42:24 pm »

AA! It's not like being Empress is particularly hard work anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11837 on: May 29, 2018, 12:46:08 pm »

You send a lengthy letter to Cyl, and announce that you won't shy away from your duties as an Empress.

1176 AD, Midsummer

Profits come from sale of golden crafts to Rucusians, albeit your merchants bring alarming news; the Rucusian noblemen has obtained a better - that's it, cheaper - source of prized goldwork, that being in Ysirene. The merchants are worried because if no action is taken, they will not be able to compete with foreign traders on foreign soil.

A) We can lower the prices below the Ysirene crafts, and remain in the market. Simples!
B) Eh, we can always sell them locally to our noblemen, if they're not fed up with silver crafts yet. Or just mint gold coins. Money is money!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11838 on: May 29, 2018, 12:53:26 pm »

How about Write our Husband, and ask for his help restarting the Fur trade we used to have with the Rucusians and Albion.

Failing that, B. When inflation becomes an issues again, we can call the dwarves and buy Fireblood fixings from them, providing a bribe if necessary.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11839 on: May 29, 2018, 12:53:53 pm »

B Their gold can't last forever! Besides, I think we have given them enough trade concessions already.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11840 on: May 29, 2018, 12:56:27 pm »

B

So keep the gold at home and sell our silver crafts to the Rucusians?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11841 on: May 29, 2018, 01:02:00 pm »

B

So keep the gold at home and sell our silver crafts to the Rucusians?

...Brilliant.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11842 on: May 29, 2018, 01:05:45 pm »

You decide to just mint coins from the gold for now. You also send an offer to sell them silver crafts instead.

1176 AD, Late Summer

Your pregnancy is going smoothly. Except the violent vomiting last month, all symptoms were mild at best.

Few days later, Cyl sends a reply; he is elated to hear of the news, and wishes to move to Methe for this Winter and next Spring. He already discussed this with his court, and Queen Mother Eirika will rule during his absence.

A) Nah, he should stay at his castle.
B) Sure, I will have him by my side during childbirth!
C) Just few days around Midwinter should suffice.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11843 on: May 29, 2018, 01:06:47 pm »

B

We wont deny him this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11844 on: May 29, 2018, 01:08:36 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11845 on: May 29, 2018, 01:14:06 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11846 on: May 29, 2018, 01:28:34 pm »

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11847 on: May 29, 2018, 01:43:43 pm »

You decide to let him come.

1176 AD, Autumn

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Springwine sales bring great profits this year, as well as pleasing the buyers with the wine's delicious taste and lovely aroma!

You hear that Ysireans have conclude a treaty with the Gubta; they were forced to cede lands to Ysirene, as well as allow Damedian followers free worships within this ancient, unitary domain. Truly, recent years have been bad for this ancient power.

A) And that's when we make Ceodwell larger by taking a piece of Gubta ourselves!
B) Eh, happens.
C) Terrible! I must protect the Gubtans lest they go exctinct!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11848 on: May 29, 2018, 01:46:28 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11849 on: May 29, 2018, 01:49:07 pm »

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