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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789635 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11505 on: May 21, 2018, 11:55:51 am »

Of course not, she's giving you one, not two.

What, it can't reproduce by budding or fragmentation? What kind of cheap-ass magical beast is this?

... how about if it bites someone under a full moon?
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11506 on: May 21, 2018, 12:02:27 pm »


Of course not, she's giving you one, not two.

this already answer that we can get a second one and start a family

If i got it right strongly inclined to B and pray that we can get money fast enough to ask for a second one

if it breeds with regular horses I will be all in for B, semi-magical horned cavalry go

or just a special castrated and beautiful breed that we can sell to nobles

or both

Otherwise I will change for A-C or something
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11507 on: May 21, 2018, 12:18:40 pm »

In B4 plummeting to death trying to aim our flying lazer horsy in battle.

"A pegasus! Straight from different world,
Say, does that world happen have any orcs in it? Or portals that connect to one that does? Purely for curiosity's sake. :)
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11508 on: May 21, 2018, 12:32:43 pm »

AC
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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11509 on: May 21, 2018, 12:36:42 pm »

E) Explendid creature do you have, but answer me this question, is this creature breedable? Will give me and my heirs better mounts  on the long run?

Of course not, she's giving you one, not two.

What if we go full Pasiphaë?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11510 on: May 21, 2018, 12:38:37 pm »

* Haspen thwaps with rolled newspaper.

No, Draignean, bad V:<
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11511 on: May 21, 2018, 12:39:53 pm »

Yeah, it's not like this is SPAMtheon
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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11512 on: May 21, 2018, 12:41:48 pm »

* Haspen thwaps with rolled newspaper.

No, Draignean, bad V:<

Look, can you really read "Explendid creature do you have, but answer me this question, is this creature breedable? Will give me and my heirs better mounts  on the long run?" without immediately slipping into a mental voice used for bad innuendo? Because I certainly can't.

Anyway, as asked earlier, what if we got it a really attractive horse?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11513 on: May 21, 2018, 12:53:23 pm »

AA An artifact would be more versatile and long-lived than a single pegasus.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11514 on: May 21, 2018, 01:18:03 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11515 on: May 21, 2018, 01:21:10 pm »

B

One does not second-guess when negotiating with Sorceror's.

Also, horsey.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11516 on: May 21, 2018, 01:26:24 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11517 on: May 21, 2018, 01:30:27 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11519 on: May 21, 2018, 02:43:31 pm »

You decide to accept the beautiful winged horse of destruction.

"Now, the demands I have for your wealth." Sirthara claps her hands and a scroll appears in your Treasurer's hands. After reading it, he wheezes and almost faints. The Advisor takes the scroll, reads it, and quickly moves to you, leaning down to whisper.

"My lady Empress, the money she demands will deprive us of wealth except for the paltry profits we have obtained from crafts sold this half-year! Tis a robbery, and she's a thief!"

"I'm not deaf you know, have some respect for my profession." The Sorceress rubs some pink stick against her lips while looking into a round disc of silver or something like that.

A) Refuse the deal.
B) Accept the demand.
C) Haggle for a lower price.
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