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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789543 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11415 on: May 19, 2018, 12:58:56 pm »

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vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11416 on: May 19, 2018, 01:01:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11417 on: May 19, 2018, 01:41:16 pm »

A.

Hopefully this is the kind of set-up we're expecting and not some elaborate assassination plot by Lady Alissa.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11418 on: May 19, 2018, 04:23:29 pm »

A but stab te dude if he gets uppity
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I see no difference between these two phrases.
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Hiddenleafguy

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11419 on: May 19, 2018, 05:31:12 pm »

A, let the loving commence!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11420 on: May 19, 2018, 07:19:22 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11421 on: May 19, 2018, 07:23:58 pm »

A :-*
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11422 on: May 20, 2018, 04:49:03 am »

You reply positively once more.

1173 AD, Late Spring

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The fickle, rainy weather has caused you to fall ill. Fever, coughing and general weakness of muscle plagues you all the time.

1173 AD, Five days later

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Despite the healers' efforts, the sickness lingers and clings to your body like an unwanted creep.

Lady Alissa comes with a visit; she has brought you a basket of dark blue flowers and some weeds and roots.

"Tatanias, dahnian nettle and rockparsley." She says, setting the basket on the table by your bed as you sit up.

"Trust me, a brew from the flowers and a soup from the nettle and parsley, and you will be up on your legs in five days." The healers murmur with each other, and then they tell you what they think.

"Our lady Empress, we know of apparent healing properties of northern herbs, but we would rather have you stay with southern cuisine and imbibe our medicinal tinctures and elixirs instead." Lady Alissa harrumphs toward your staff. You trust your healers and you trust your distant relative, and while your kitchen matrons are doing the best they can as well, you can't help but have a craving for something else than fruit and oatmeal for every meal...

A) Flower tea and weed soup is what my body needs.
B) Refined medicine is best medicine, so sayeth pharmacists.
C) Hmm, Both? Both (both). Both is good.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11423 on: May 20, 2018, 04:51:14 am »

B, dunno how the two medicines would react if we take them both.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11424 on: May 20, 2018, 04:57:52 am »

B, let's just stick to proven (?) remedies.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11426 on: May 20, 2018, 05:33:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11427 on: May 20, 2018, 05:37:33 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11428 on: May 20, 2018, 06:56:33 am »

Lets try to repair relationships with the north yeah?

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11429 on: May 20, 2018, 08:42:34 am »

Lets try to repair relationships with the north yeah?

I'm not sure taking herbalism advice from our courtier whose second-most hated enemy we plan to marry helps with that in any way?
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