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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789266 times)

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11100 on: May 12, 2018, 03:21:46 pm »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11101 on: May 12, 2018, 04:36:29 pm »

A - How about no to the evil demon magic. You think Sorceresses mess up the local area? I bet demons do worse.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11102 on: May 12, 2018, 05:40:59 pm »

You know that apocalypse, the one with our families all dead.

Yeah how about we not be the ones to bring that about by summoning a wish-master demon.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11103 on: May 12, 2018, 06:46:00 pm »

C
Make Methiant Great Again!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11104 on: May 12, 2018, 08:18:29 pm »

You know that apocalypse, the one with our families all dead.

Yeah how about we not be the ones to bring that about by summoning a wish-master demon.

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Let's get ass fucked by the pantheonists instead :)...No way in hell.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11105 on: May 12, 2018, 09:22:00 pm »

C but DON'T USE IT

 With this in hand we can make way for finding other books of magic by finding stuff

we maybe isn't yet tyrannical and bad enough to kill someone we love (although if someone of our lineage try to kill us we can make it pay)

But one day it might be what is needed to make humans get magical blood again


selling it is giving someone a super weapon

burning it is safe.. but maybe it's a waste of potential that might not be awarded, or it can even backfire somehow


maybe we should ask a wizard or sorcerer about returning the magic to humans instead
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11106 on: May 13, 2018, 03:14:28 am »

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You decide that this book will let you make Methiant again! But when would be the best time to use it?

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Something in your head tells you that this is too important to keep for later. Yes, the thought, the voice, is absolutely right.

A) I will summon the Prince of Glory as soon as possible.
B) In few months' time, I will summon the Prince of Glory.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11107 on: May 13, 2018, 03:15:50 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11108 on: May 13, 2018, 03:19:03 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11109 on: May 13, 2018, 03:24:51 am »

B

Better get some prep in beforehand, wouldn't want to rush it and look like a numpty.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11110 on: May 13, 2018, 03:35:06 am »

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Oh boy. Brain control book. Time to start thinking about what we want and who we sacrifice. I'm thinking it should be the wife who goes. We are still young, and our only child is female, so if we widow ourselves quietly we likely have the opportunity to take on another beneficial political marriage.

As for what we want, lots of people are stating that we should use the boon to punish the Pantheonists. I'd say the best way to do this is to grant our army a boon (a long term improvement) and send them to purge the Pantheonists, rather than just siccing the demon directly on our enemies (a one time deal). The quickest way to improve our army quickly would be to take the Martial trait for ourselves, and Bjern is young enough that any trait we get from him could last us awhile. We know the demon can grant multiple traits in one go, so we might as well take healthy to try and extend the life of our demonicly buffed super-emperor.

We know that the demon can target our either our bloodline or the resident of our home when he comes back to collect payment. I wonder if we could structure the contract so that it specifically targets the residents of Methe rather than our descendants, thus allowing us to make the payment somebody else's problem by moving the capital.

Lastly, we know the ritual can backfire. Ideally we should set it up somewhere far from home so that there is no collateral damage should the worst happen. We could leave on a "romantic trip" with only our wife and most loyal Shadow Rank peeps, conduct the ritual away from prying eyes, and return without her claiming a tragic accident. This way our people will be neither aware of our actions nor put in danger by them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11111 on: May 13, 2018, 03:39:00 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11112 on: May 13, 2018, 03:42:25 am »

You know, it hasn't occurred to me before but it kind of makes sense that we'd be able to use Wise for nefarious plotting as well as nerd shit. Not that we've needed to do much in-game nefarious plotting up until this point, but that looks like it's about to change real quick.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11113 on: May 13, 2018, 03:42:43 am »

This is why I wanted to get rid of the book. We're gonna get eaten by a demon and cause a succession crisis.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11114 on: May 13, 2018, 03:44:14 am »

This is why I wanted to get rid of the book. We're gonna get eaten by a demon and cause a succession crisis.

Elective succession pretty much guarantees no succession crisis though? Not that we've actually had an elective succession of any sort since we still get to name our heirs somehow but hypothetically we can just elect any old muppet to be Emperor if need be. This isn't Crusader Kings where your dynasty is the only thing that matters.
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