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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[milo christiansen]

B! B! An artifact that raises our (ever low) authority? Yes please!

[Criptfeind]

None of these sound that good for the cost.
E

[crazyabe]

B.

[Imic]

B
We'll muscle through it. We need authority, we can barely keep our own people in check. Also, it'll make a cool heirloom.

[Ardent Debater]

I've spent the better part of a week's spare time reading through the whole of SPAMKINGDOM, and Haspen, I am in awe at your perseverance. I've been waiting to contribute to this for some time, so,

B

[mightymushroom]

B

Just . . . maybe don't wear it constantly if we ever get into an argument with dwarves, huh?
((I'm still not sure just why our poor nephew was wearing that pin, I thought we were saving it for ceremonial occasions.))

[Baffler]

B.

[Haspen]

I've spent the better part of a week's spare time reading through the whole of SPAMKINGDOM

Bullshite, it takes months to read all three V:

jk, welcome aboard.


You agree to have a crown of authority created for you.

"So be it. We shall now descend to your dungeons where we shall set up a forge, inside which we shall labor for hundred days and nights, and then we shall surface with the item you requested."

They leave, and the brother of Tetan is let in. Aes looks down at you; he is a very tall man in his forties.

"May Damed bless you, Emperor Yoe. I'm here to negotiate the marriage proposal between niece of my brother, King Tetan, and your family. I believe that your son Bjern is of age, and has no spouse yet? Therefore, how about marrying beautiful Ruberta to him?"

A) "Good idea."
B) "Terrible idea."
C) "Does the dowry include, say, some silver perhaps?"

[crazyabe]

A.

[andrea]

C

Never forget.

[Prophet]

C

I mean I kinda want to get the Duchy of Koi from Eldrican eventually anyway so if it does include silver then huzzah silver but if he gets offended then yay we're one step closer to getting that war for the last little bit of Luathbas we need to have all of the Old Luathbas lands back. So seems like a win win situation to me.

[mightymushroom]

C

Just a friendly question between two friends. We trust our friends.
I'm sure if they had any problem they'd trust us to understand, right?

[Prophet]

Yeah. Just a friendly question. No history behind it at all! I mean we totally wouldn't still be holding a bit of a grudging against a broken deal or anything. What ever gave you that idea? 

[Ardent Debater]

C

Gimme gimme

[Haspen]

You ask what about the dowry - specifically, if there will be at least some silver includ-

"Yes. Some silver will be sent as part of the dowry." Aes replies curtly.

A) "Well then, all set. Time to stock up on drinks!"
B) "I decided against the marriage after all, sorry!"