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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778006 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9915 on: April 14, 2018, 04:11:20 pm »

E Well that went wonderfully.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9916 on: April 14, 2018, 04:12:10 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9917 on: April 14, 2018, 04:15:40 pm »

Dwarves leaving is probably for the best. We need the gold.

Few days later, your cousin Cyl, son of Erik, arrives with some courtiers to pay respects at the grave of Cyl, your father. Sometimes you wish his name wasn't so damn popular.

Isn't he our nephew, not our cousin? We are Cyl's son, and his mother is Cyl's daughter.

Might as well talk B. Perhaps he would like to buy some wine or glass.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9918 on: April 14, 2018, 04:16:13 pm »

E important stuff that  :P
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9919 on: April 14, 2018, 04:42:50 pm »

Might as well talk B. Perhaps he would like to buy some wine or glass.

The glass has a useful happiness effect, about 50% of the time.
The wine has happiness rarely and I'm sure could be sold more profitably.

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9920 on: April 14, 2018, 04:49:41 pm »

Trade it all away!  We need the cash!  We can always use the money to throw festivals or the calendar of events thing.

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Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9921 on: April 14, 2018, 04:51:56 pm »

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GM of Trespassers V2.
If you like my work, consider becoming a patron. (Since apparently people think this is a requirement: no, my game(s) are free to play and always will be.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9922 on: April 14, 2018, 06:20:06 pm »

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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9923 on: April 14, 2018, 07:07:34 pm »

Trade it all away!  We need the cash!  We can always use the money to throw festivals or the calendar of events thing.

Oh, I don't mean to say that it isn't for sale at the right price. I just want it clear that I think the glassware is worth about twice what the wine is.

Glassware: avg local price = 1.16 econ & 0.5 happiness
Wine: avg local price = 0.83 econ & 0.16 happiness
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9924 on: April 14, 2018, 11:56:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9925 on: April 15, 2018, 12:08:08 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9926 on: April 15, 2018, 01:16:13 am »

You try to goad him into talks about trade.

But he isn't interested, and leaves.

1164 AD, Winter

Silver and gold arrive at the Treasury, while gems are of course sent north.

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Glassware brings abundance of profits. It's high quality is praised amongst your finer subjects.

1164 AD, Midwinter

There's a witch in your Empire.

Apparently, the magistrate in southern Donuth has gotten news that, apparently, during the plague, one of villages had eleven cases of the sickness, but thanks to remedies made by one of lonely, old women living by the forest of Tven, all eleven have survived. If she has such healing powers, the magistrate writes in his letter, she needs to be relocated to the capital and made a healer for benefit of all (or at least, your family).

You decide to...

A) Have the old witch brought to you for interview.
B) Dismiss the magistrate's idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9927 on: April 15, 2018, 01:17:32 am »

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9928 on: April 15, 2018, 01:18:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9929 on: April 15, 2018, 01:26:38 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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