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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778056 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9810 on: April 13, 2018, 12:24:18 am »

B We're an old man. Sometimes we need to take our time. If the people can't understand that then obviously the need to adjust their unrealistic expectations.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9811 on: April 13, 2018, 12:37:34 am »

B

Actually, changing to A. On the off chance this thing kills us, we want to die on home soil. Don't need the Methianese to start conspiracies about King Erik killing their Emperor. (Also, I guess there is a non-zero chance somebody here is poisoning us.)
« Last Edit: April 13, 2018, 12:45:37 am by Weirdsound »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9812 on: April 13, 2018, 04:01:32 am »

A

Also:
Why oh why didn't we throw more money at this while it was small? There goes our impressive population.
I was under the impression that the throw-the-most-money-at-it set of options won?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9813 on: April 13, 2018, 04:24:25 am »

A
If we die, we'd better die in our home.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9814 on: April 13, 2018, 04:34:17 am »

B.  Let's not be hasty with our health.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9815 on: April 13, 2018, 05:23:52 am »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9816 on: April 13, 2018, 06:19:22 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9817 on: April 13, 2018, 07:09:31 am »

B I am so not having cyl be killed off yet (if rng allows)
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9818 on: April 13, 2018, 07:15:54 am »

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9819 on: April 13, 2018, 07:19:42 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9820 on: April 13, 2018, 08:04:04 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9821 on: April 13, 2018, 08:15:44 am »

B


I was under the impression that the throw-the-most-money-at-it set of options won?

Must be a difference in our interpretations. My impression was that in our middle choice A would be treating the immediate Ceodwell outbreak, whereas B would be buying extra supplies in anticipation of a wider spread. Previously we got a roll bonus for higher spending, I didn't see that this time. Looking back though, the case may not be clear-cut.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9822 on: April 13, 2018, 08:24:12 am »

Must be a difference in our interpretations. My impression was that in our middle choice A would be treating the immediate Ceodwell outbreak, whereas B would be buying extra supplies in anticipation of a wider spread. Previously we got a roll bonus for higher spending, I didn't see that this time. Looking back though, the case may not be clear-cut.
I see. I had the opposite interpretation of B, that it meant doing less in the sense of not treating the immediate outbreak, but holding back for the spread.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9823 on: April 13, 2018, 09:24:56 am »

*sigh* just when we finally had the Economy to start an Academy...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9824 on: April 13, 2018, 10:23:37 am »

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You decide to stay and sample some more of Erik's hospitality.

1163 AD, Next evening

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You feel slightly better, and the courtiers and your family members are quite optimistic about this.

1163 AD, Few days later

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You're back on your feet, but you still feel old and weary. It is announced that you will be returning to Methiant after all.

1163 AD, Autumn

You're back in Methiant, and you're feeling well, the Advisor has begun busying himself with updating Scrolls of Kingdom Status before winter comes.

You receive a report that there is shortage of foods in south of Methiant, due to many peasants perishing and thus unable to tend to crops, which themselves were to feed others.

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Fortunately, you have to do nothing about it; the Tiftif region was both spared by the plague and experienced a very good harvest this year. Wagons and caravans of foodstuffs and wine are being sent southwards to sate the hunger and quench the thirst of your subjects.

1163 AD, Mid-Autumn

Knock knock.

"Do you have a moment your Majesty?"

Happiness: 3
Population: 5
Economy: 7
Army: 7
Imp.Authority: -2

"Your Majesty, I've been trying to make best of the assumptions and calculations. Our Economy might be a bit rough but please remember that gemstones, wine and glassware was sold locally due to travel ban during time of plagues, and our yearly taxes and budget spendings have not been accounted yet. However, the souls of your subjects are still sunken; mayhaps we should organize some parties for winter and next year, to lift the mood?"

A) "Ay ay partay tayme!"
B) "No."
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