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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775996 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9495 on: April 03, 2018, 02:21:56 pm »

Do we have an option to threaten encourage Eldrican to cough up the silver?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9496 on: April 03, 2018, 02:22:58 pm »

The fuck?

Strange dark magic shit, and then our economy magically bounces back? Something is going on.

FA

I want to make war with the Eldricans, but until we know things are normal and not cursed with dark magic. Lets just pass elective succession. Perhaps the Eldricans will decide to stir shit up over our settlement policy anyway.

D Hey there... remember how you murdered our son?
A Elective Succession!

To be fair, our son started that shit, we are actively trading with them, and they have a martial leader. This is not a wise fight to pick.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9497 on: April 03, 2018, 02:25:23 pm »

FA Let's wait for Eldrican to have a crisis before we invade them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9498 on: April 03, 2018, 02:26:34 pm »

E Oh shit yeah. Forgot about the much needed trade. We'll be able to get vengeance for our son later!... once we get the money we're owed from Eldrican that is!
A Still Elective Succession!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9499 on: April 03, 2018, 02:29:02 pm »

FA

There should be an option to cut the Marshal's head off for the suggestion after what happened last time, to be perfectly honest. The nerve on the bastard!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9500 on: April 03, 2018, 02:31:43 pm »

MILITARY EDICTS:

Matters of military hierarchy, philosophy of war and development of military tech.

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BUREAUCRATIC EDICTS:

Matters of administration and government.

Issue the Bill of Rights:
A standarized code of basic laws of the common peoples. Even if peasants will have nothing else left, they will always have their basic freedoms, helping ease their minds in times of emergency - and perhaps allow the spirit of liberty and humanism to blossom (for good or worse).

Introduce Elective Succession Laws:
Sometimes a firstborn might be below average in terms of his skills to rule the nation, but there might be no other alternatives left, even amongst females. Elective Succession will allow the monarch to select the most skilled to inherit the throne, even a distant (or foreign!) relative of the successor, although this might cause problems with less gifted yet highly ambitious relatives of the next ruler, as well as local nobility.

CULTURAL EDICTS:

Matters of religion, culture and art.

Establish Calendar of Festivities:
Rather than throw a festival every few years to celebrate a bontiful harvest, let's instead establish a cyclic and stable calendar of state-sponsored festivities for the whole year. This will cause a drain on the Treasury, but hey - people love festivals!

Endorse State Patronage of Arts:
To help develop the nation culturally, set aside certain amount of budget money to sponsor sculptors, poets, musicians and painters. It will be a constant drain on the Treasury, but think of how prestigious your nation will become, what with those masterpieces of art popping left and right!

Establish The Royal House of Learning:
Scholars scribbling down books in secluded libraries and scriptories should be a thing of the past! Let's instead establish a centre of learning, where those of intellect can exchange ideas and educate those willing to learn. It will help the nation develop technologically, although maintenance of this beacon of enlightenment will obviously require yearly costs.

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REVOKE EDICT: Revokes a previously implemented edict, either to cut spending, appease some disgruntled subjects, or both. On the other hand, it might tick off some other peoples, potentially causing a deadly cascade of discontent.

Late Spring, 1135 AD: Established the Fireblood Court:
Creation of a specialized military branch devoted purely to development of Fireblood arms to ensure they are aplenty and of best designs around. This will allow to centralize the production, research and budgeting of Fireblood weaponry rather than having some errant alchemists and engineers running around, trying to make things happen.

End of Year 1135 AD: Proclaimed Religious Equality:
Travelers, merchants, immigrants; they all bring new beliefs and philosophies into the country. Rather than fight those foreign influences, it might be best to allow all peoples free worship on equal level no matter the size and beliefs of the congregation, to help all different worshippers achieve a certain degree to harmony and peace.

End of Year 1139 AD: Established Recruitment Offices:
Mandatory training for youths is a good thing, but after bloodier-than-usual wars, there might be shortage of men to replenish the ranks. If we were to expand on the royal bureaucracy to include offices for traveling civilian recruiters and offer citizenship grants for mercenaries and travelers looking for a new home, our Army could refill its ranks much faster.

End of Year 1140 AD: Established The Council of Statesmen:
Creation of a small council of governmental officials who will be tasked with helping the government run smoother alongside traditional advisors, and, of course, the monarch himself. This will help strengthen the Imperial Authority, even in dire times, and help pass edicts quicker, although giving even more political power away from the throne than in the past might become a source of troubles one day.

End of Year 1142 AD: Established Passage Tax:
All those travelers, adventurers, merchants and others are moving through the country for free! Let's establish a tax for those entering and leaving our country - this will earn us nice profits each year, although it might slow down immigration and convince some merchants to seek passage through elsewhere.

End of Year 1146 AD: Established Diplomatic Corps:
Creation of a small but highly professional cabinet of diplomats and ambassadors that would visit neighbouring countries on regular basis to strengthen ties with nearby rulers and their nobles, and maybe even develop favorable treaties with them.

Summer 1152 AD: Issued the Codex of Training Regimen:
A set of efficient (and slightly draconian) requirements and practices of training to ensure that the Army gets only the best recruits of them all. This will make the Army much better in combat, although there might be a problem to fill yearly recruitment quotas sometimes.

End of Year 1153 AD: Established the Shadowranks:
Politics often involve underhanded tactics. A castle full of commoner staff and visiting foreigners just asks for a disaster to occur. Let's have the military form a professional division of most loyal of soldiers, who would protect the Emperor, his family and important state officials, during the day, night, war, peace, revelries of festivals and monotony of daily life.

End of Year 1154 AD: Established Religion Tax:
Various congregations are given away territories and various tax exemptions for those. With erosion of religious influences upon the state, its prime opportunity to dip our hand into prime source of income that is donations and tithes gathered by those numerous cults present in the empire. It will surely not please them, and, by extension, your subjects.

End of Year 1156 AD: Expanded Primogeniture Law:
A string of bad luck can render a monarch without a male heir or cause succession debates. Rather than risk some unpleasant consequences of such a situation, it might be better to allow a skilled female to ascend to the throne, especially if she is as good at matters of the governance as any other ruler.

End of Year 1158 AD: Enacted Settlement Policy:
Guarantee that those willing to settle in previously undeveloped lands or territories yet unclaimed by any nation will be given a certain amount of money to help further their effort. However, this might cause a severe drain on the Treasury, especially during times of sudden, mass migrations to the countryside.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9501 on: April 03, 2018, 02:32:47 pm »

Establish Royal House of Learning!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 02:47:04 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9502 on: April 03, 2018, 02:33:26 pm »

Elective Succession!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9503 on: April 03, 2018, 02:34:00 pm »

Introduce Elective Succession Laws King Erik for Heir! King Erik for the Luathbas restoration!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 02:40:29 pm by Prophet »
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9504 on: April 03, 2018, 02:34:34 pm »

Elective Succession
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9505 on: April 03, 2018, 02:34:57 pm »

Elective Succession
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9506 on: April 03, 2018, 02:35:22 pm »

Elective Succession Laws
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9507 on: April 03, 2018, 02:42:17 pm »

The fuck?

Strange dark magic shit, and then our economy magically bounces back? Something is going on.

The black magic seems to have been a dream ... for now. (Our dad did go insane, after all.) The economy bouncing back was combination of budget cuts and fur trading. With all our new goods, our income is something like 3 or 4 even with military funding restored.
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There are a lot of RNG bits in that so I wouldn't go overboard. But we can probably consider even one of the "expensive" edicts now.
(I left out the Religion tax last year. Sorry.)

Establish Royal House of Learning

Let's get happiness at least one point higher before pushing another social reform that the nobles will hate.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 02:43:51 pm by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9508 on: April 03, 2018, 02:45:14 pm »

While I do want the Royal House of Learn and to be careful with the happiness I also want to insure Erik is heir before anything else! Cyl is only getting older and although he's a really lucky dude when it comes to dodging death I don't want to risk that. I've been waiting for a chance to restore Luathbas since the first game was lost. It's finally so close! We have the land! We have the people! We have the titles! Now we just need the religion!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 02:47:28 pm by Prophet »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9509 on: April 03, 2018, 02:46:23 pm »

I actually kinda want the nobles to rebel now. We have full army, and a rebellion over Elective Succession would give King Erik a chance to swoop in and save Methiant, thus earning the right to rule it.
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