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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Hotfire90]

B

[Prophet]

A Ya know what we've already searched two places might as well go all the way.

B Actually wait let's not risk it. Cyl needs to live long enough to get Elective Succession passed.

[Haspen]

You ask the Shadowranks to find the Advisor.

They can't find him either!

You grumble under your nose; why you must always do this yourself? You descend into the wine cellar...

"I GRAB THE BOY!" You hear a shout from a storage room in the cellar, and rush to the door, peeking inside.

Here is the Advisor! A nubile young scribe, wearing only pants, is in his clutches, looking mortified. There's also an old tome, open and laying on a dais, and a large wooden frame of a bed. An old, dusty mirror is hanging in the corner of the room, the reflection of half-moon rising above horizon visible.

"I LAY THE BOY ON THE BED!" Shouts the Advisor in feverish pitch as he pushes the youth on the wooden frame.

A) Truly he wants to violate the boy! I must act!
B) What is this I don't even. I should observe some more!

[Harry Baldman]

B

We can probably have him arrested later. Maybe call our officers over to check this shit out.

[Rockeater]

A

[Weirdsound]

A

Fuck. This is either rape, or some sort of magic ritual. Either way, I say we stop that shit.

[mightymushroom]

A

This is not what it first looks like.

It's worse.

The reflection of a half moon in a mirror ... in the wine cellar?

We are so deep in black magic.

[Hotfire90]

A

[IamanElfCollaborator]

A

[Chevaleresse]

A, though this is definitely some weird black magic shit and not just rape.

. . . This is probably one of the only times I've found myself wishing it was rape.

[Harry Baldman]

Yeah, don't get me wrong, I feel for the little guy but on the other hand there is the whole thing about confronting what might be a dark ritual on our own without any other witnesses so uh

[Haspen]

You decide that you must stop him!

"I POSITION THE RAY TOWARDS THE BOY!" He says as the mirror adjusts itself to shine the moonlight onto the boy. That's when you jump yourself on the Advisor! You two are trying to grapple each other as the young scribe screams in agony as the moonlight grows him a beard and wrinkles his skin! So that's how they maintain a steady continuation of elderly Advisors! By magical rituals!!

"Your Majesty I must continue For the good of the Empire!" He yells at you angrily.

"Your Majesty unhand me at once!"

"Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty??"

You lift your head from your shoulder and blink in surprise. The Advisor is shaking you by your arm, as you have snoozed off in your study.

That was some... nightmare, you guess. But the Advisor has woken you up from dream, the Scrolls of Kingdom Status packed under his other arm. After a moment, you rub your face to shake off the tiredness and the vellum scrolls are laid upon your desk.

1to2

Happiness: 4
Population: 7
Economy: 6
Army: (9)
Imp.Authority: 0

"The settlement policy costed us a little bit, but on other hand, the statesmen managed to raise your authority after recent edict-issueing. The Treasury has also filled quite well; therefore there's no need to cut the Army's budget anymore!"

SLAM! Goes the door as the Marshal arrives, his winged helmet on and his hand saluting you.

"Greetings, Emperor! Our Army is in best shape and it will have funding once more, therefore, shall we go on mighty conquest for glory and victory!?"

You decide to...

A) Assault the Parsian heathens!
B) Forcibly make Cydwyls more than allies!
C) Make things even with the deal-breaking Eldricans!
D) Try again with Lametanians and Rucus, this will work this time!
E) Take war to the lands of Dwarves to prove the human superiority in both fighting and weaponry!
F) Keep the peace.

"Meanwhile, we should think about imperial administration - shall you issue an Edict this year?"

A) "Sure thing."
B) "Next year, yes."

[crazyabe]

FB.

[Rockeater]

Is it usuelly happend?

[Prophet]

D Hey there... remember how you murdered our son?
A Elective Succession!