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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

You announce that those who shall move to the far side of the mountains to mine gold for the Crown will be subsidized.

1159 AD, Midwinter

Apparently thousands of people heard both your call for move and the rumors of rich gold deposits. People are arranging themselves into caravans and groups of adventurers, and you hear that even whole families wander off into the unknown.

1159 AD, End of the Year

Tap tap tap, your wrinkly fingers go on the desk. You assume this would be the regular time for the Advisor to pop in with the Scrolls of Kingdom Status, but he is nowhere to be seen.

You wait a longer while, but even the highly dramatic blizzard outside doesn't seem to be bringing the old man in.

You decide to look for him in...

A) The wine cellar, he must've been over-sampling the beverages.
B) The grand library, surely he is looking for a misplaced accounting ledger.
C) The bedchambers, probably he is snoozing on a comfy chair somewhere.

[Criptfeind]

B

rip us

[Prophet]

B I have a very bad feeling about this.

[Harry Baldman]

B!

Well, either we're dead or the advisor is and either way it's gonna be fun times ahead. Maybe we managed to untether his life from whatever evil curse it is that keeps both him and the Marshal alive through strange aeons.

Also it might make sense to have an option D: have our Shadowranks officers find him since we're too old and rheumatic to go look for the fucker.

[birdy51]

C. Time for a romantic tryst with our favorite man.

[Haspen]

Also it might make sense to have an option D: have our Shadowranks officers find him since we're too old and rheumatic to go look for the fucker.

But but but, the drama! The suspense!

[Rockeater]

B

[Haspen]

You search for him in the grand library.

He ain't there.

A) To the wine cellars then!
B) To the bedchambers then!
C) Time to call Shadowranks cuz this is unnerving me.

[Blood_Librarian]

b

[Harry Baldman]

C

Better get the specialists on the job before we fall down some stairs while ambling around.

[Prophet]

B

[Haspen]

You check the bedchambers.

He ain't there either!

A) So it's the wine cellar after all!
B) Shadowranks, I choose you!

[Prophet]

B

[Harry Baldman]

B

We're pretty close to the bed after all, it'd be a shame to go down to the cellars from here.

[Kashyyk]

B