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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786656 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9420 on: April 02, 2018, 03:52:37 pm »

Last time we had goods to trade abroad (glasswares) with no specific lead, we couldn't find a buyer for two years and ended up going local anyway; and we could really use either the money or the happiness.

C
Although reserve some of the finest casks to serve distinguished visitors?
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9421 on: April 02, 2018, 03:53:08 pm »

B
for the first year, we can change it later on.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9422 on: April 02, 2018, 03:54:46 pm »

C! We do need a bunch of money right now.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9423 on: April 02, 2018, 03:55:01 pm »

C
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9424 on: April 02, 2018, 03:55:42 pm »

C
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9425 on: April 02, 2018, 04:02:23 pm »

C
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9426 on: April 02, 2018, 04:14:07 pm »

A) sell abroad, now we have a diplomatic corps to help
B) hapiness increase? we will turn back to at least 4 but no money
C) sell to the nobles money


can we do C while looking for potential traders outside?

oh damn it, we might just get famous later and see people asking for wines

and then we maybe can colonize some lands to increase output
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9427 on: April 02, 2018, 04:22:14 pm »

You decide to sell it locally to your nobles and merchants. This will provide profits and might even placate them sometimes.

1159 AD, Summer

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Merchants arrive from the south, having finished the lengthy caravaning and bringing profits to the Treasury! The Treasurer is very happy, as they almost match the profits brought by silver bullion from the mines!

Several days later, little Owyn, heir to the Throne of Methiant, falls ill with the dreaded swamp fever!

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The little boy fought bravely, but the vile sickness took him away from his mother's warm embrace.

The council gathers and you must make a decision. While it's not in any way official, your courtiers have this unspoken agreement that the drunk Saenn wouldn't do well on the throne, and some believe that with death of Owyn, Herta stopped having any say on Methiantese politics.

Therefore, you decide to choose...

A) Eivan as the heir to the throne of Methiant!
B) Saenn, because his alcoholism is only temporary!
C) Ustwelf! Recall him to Methe and appoint him as your heir!
D) Herta as a proof that stinkin' conservatives are in the wrong!
« Last Edit: April 02, 2018, 04:24:50 pm by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9428 on: April 02, 2018, 04:24:11 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9429 on: April 02, 2018, 04:24:20 pm »

Fuck it, D. Pirate Empress best Empress.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9430 on: April 02, 2018, 04:24:56 pm »

D
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9431 on: April 02, 2018, 04:25:52 pm »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9432 on: April 02, 2018, 04:28:56 pm »

C Well I mean he is our oldest living son. That and there is this cool thing he has known as PANTHEONISM! The best and most Luathbasian Religion in the world!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9433 on: April 02, 2018, 04:31:29 pm »

C

We need a court physician or something, our family tend to catch mortal disease at a ridiculous rate.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2018, 06:23:32 pm by Arlos »
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9434 on: April 02, 2018, 04:33:38 pm »

A

Fuck. If we had adopted Elective Succession we could have named King Erik successor right now!

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Also, all our options are adults. Wonder if we get the option to step down right away?
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