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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787629 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9330 on: April 01, 2018, 06:09:47 pm »

Ya know, it was really robbing dwarf or elf graves that caused any bother. Opening up the Tygwand (human pre-Luathbas) tomb netted us a nice ceremonial staff.

But still voting not to let down the wizard. Immortal avatars of Syrupy Goodness get so judgy sometimes.

Do we know for sure that the tomb with the murder necklace was actually elfish? I don't think we do.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9331 on: April 01, 2018, 06:16:51 pm »

You put the artifacts into the sarcophagus and pull the lid back onto it.

After a moment of thinking, you walk up the stairs. As you emerge into the sunlight, you turn around one last time to peek down the staircase, but the tunnel downwards is gone. The cave is shallow and there's no indication of any hidden tunnel! Even after you dig in the spot you swear should lead you to stairs, you get naught but even more dirt under your fingertips. Very mysterious.

You decide to head home.



1158 AD, Winter

You return just in time before the first snowfall, and just as reports from mines arrive; silver ended in the Treasury, while gemstones were sent north.

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Glassware failed to bring anything to the Treasury this time.

After you finish your bath, the healers wrap fresh bandage onto your wound, and you finish your evening meal, the guards says that the Wizard has returned for late audience. You quickly arrange a meeting.

He nods at your direction.

"You have done a great honorable deed, human. For that, I shall go and fulfill my end of the bargain. Crystalwater Ironbeak will soon be gone." The Wizard leaves, and the guards say he disappeared into thin air after crossing the moat bridge. Peculiarities keep pilling!

One week later, you receive a report from the southlands; apparently, only moonlit night, the ghostly octopus met and apparently stopped before a lone, hooded traveler. They regarded each other in a fashion, and then Crystalwater turned around.

Your scouts have tracked the beast into Ironbone Mountains before a sudden blizzard made it worse. They lost sight of the octopus somehow, and after the weather cleared, it was nowhere to be seen.

Nonetheless, citizens around the Empire are already celebrating the fact that the monstrosity is gone!

1158 AD, Midwinter

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An unfortunate thing befell your family; it seems that during his 'voyages' into political world, Saenn has indulged in way too many parties and social gatherings, and he has developed quite a taste for wine; in fact, he gained a reputation of a drunkard! It does not befit an Emperor's son to be a raging alcoholic, now does it??

A) I've gotta disown this failure of a son!
B) If that's how he has to cope with loss of his family, then so be it.
C) It seems that a heartfelt conversation is long overdue.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2018, 06:19:15 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9332 on: April 01, 2018, 06:21:22 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9333 on: April 01, 2018, 06:22:50 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9334 on: April 01, 2018, 06:23:25 pm »

C

Does the fact that we have option C without having to flip for it mean that we have gotten over our own reclusiveness?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9335 on: April 01, 2018, 06:28:16 pm »

C That crown would have been glorious.  :'( ... Well I guess I'll just have to keep waiting to get a chance to vote for going Pantheonist and reclaiming Luathbas the harder way.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9336 on: April 01, 2018, 06:30:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9337 on: April 01, 2018, 06:36:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9338 on: April 01, 2018, 06:39:31 pm »

You decide to have a conversation with your son before he slips even further into darkness.

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You get nowhere with this. After some slurred yelling, he just leaves for his chambers. Not a long while later you hear he ordered the maids to bring him even more wine.

A) Alright, that's enough. Outta the palace with him!
B) Fine, he can knock himself out with his drinks!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9339 on: April 01, 2018, 06:41:25 pm »

A

Usually, I wouldn't care, but fewer heirs = greater chance of giving the Empire to King Erik.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9340 on: April 01, 2018, 06:42:12 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9341 on: April 01, 2018, 06:43:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9342 on: April 01, 2018, 06:43:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9343 on: April 01, 2018, 06:43:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9344 on: April 01, 2018, 06:45:07 pm »

B I mean we've never really kicked out any of our sons for their problems before.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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