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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789438 times)

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9270 on: April 01, 2018, 09:23:59 am »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9271 on: April 01, 2018, 09:43:41 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9272 on: April 01, 2018, 10:05:56 am »

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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9273 on: April 01, 2018, 11:45:35 am »

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BIRDS.

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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9274 on: April 01, 2018, 11:48:44 am »

B, although do maybe mention that we're his eventual successor.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9275 on: April 01, 2018, 12:03:41 pm »

Uh, I hate to bring this up, but...

Our task involves putting right this ancient wrong:
"A long ago, there was a powerful dynasty, and one of its leaders was a powerful king. He now sits, under the lake of two fish, waiting, for his burial was indecent and respect was not given to him.

Over in the Lore thread Harry Baldman linked to Feodh's reign in the first SPAMKINGDOM game; I read a bit past his era and it turns out Feodh was given a no expense spared burial.

They could have misidentified the corpse, there were other victims eaten by the hydra. It's also possible we're talking to the wrong undead guy. Or IT's lying.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9276 on: April 01, 2018, 12:06:16 pm »

Uh, I hate to bring this up, but...

Our task involves putting right this ancient wrong:
"A long ago, there was a powerful dynasty, and one of its leaders was a powerful king. He now sits, under the lake of two fish, waiting, for his burial was indecent and respect was not given to him.

Over in the Lore thread Harry Baldman linked to Feodh's reign in the first SPAMKINGDOM game; I read a bit past his era and it turns out Feodh was given a no expense spared burial.

They could have misidentified the corpse, there were other victims eaten by the hydra. It's also possible we're talking to the wrong undead guy. Or IT's lying.


...oh crap.  We're fucked.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9277 on: April 01, 2018, 12:06:32 pm »

You tell him the painful (if dead kings can feel pain) truth about Luathbas. His response is between a thoughtful hum and resigned sigh.

"I'm tired... why can't you go away?..."

A) I'm here to restore your lost honor.
B) I'm here to fulfill a quest and save my Empire.
C) I'm here to tell you that I will proudly continue your legacy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9278 on: April 01, 2018, 12:08:34 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9279 on: April 01, 2018, 12:10:31 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9280 on: April 01, 2018, 12:13:34 pm »

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Simple and true. If he's not the right guy, ask for directions and leave.
If something is troubling him, see what we can do.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9281 on: April 01, 2018, 12:19:10 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9282 on: April 01, 2018, 12:20:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9283 on: April 01, 2018, 12:29:03 pm »

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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9284 on: April 01, 2018, 12:38:05 pm »

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BIRDS.

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