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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788916 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8970 on: March 25, 2018, 02:21:42 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8971 on: March 25, 2018, 02:23:27 pm »

B

The blood of Albionese pirates runs through our heir. The day will come that we take what we want by force. Perhaps we can team up with Cydwyl and Albion to inavade Helliste or even raid Gan Minsong next time our army maxes out.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8972 on: March 25, 2018, 02:23:53 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8973 on: March 25, 2018, 02:49:32 pm »

You decide that Gan Minsong wares are not worth it.

1157 AD, Summer

Another grandkid in your hourse! Bjeda, wife of Eivan, gave birth to a healthy baby girl, which she named 'Caimhe'.

1157 AD, Midsummer

A noble uprising has begun in the northwest of the capital! There are about three thousand rebels, mostly noblemen of lower ranks, but also some of your courtiers and Army officers. They're campaigning to 'remove the Yoean dynasty' from the throne of Methiant for 'sacriledges against gods and crimes against traditions of Methiant'. Led by a charismatic man named Cauth Llyngeilych, they're on the move toward the capital.

The Army of course offers to get rid of these pesky rebels.

A) No, part of their complaints are valid. We ought to negotiate.
B) Go forth and crush them, then! I believe in you guys!
C) I will help and lead the Army personally! FOR GLORY!!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8974 on: March 25, 2018, 02:53:03 pm »

Relativly new so B or C?
« Last Edit: March 25, 2018, 03:02:26 pm by Rockeater »
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8975 on: March 25, 2018, 02:57:16 pm »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8976 on: March 25, 2018, 02:57:30 pm »

C Ha! You think that just because Cyl is getting up in the years he won't kick your ass all the way from Gupta to Eldrican and back again? Well your about to receive the beatin' of your life! As long as we make sure to NOT CHARGE no matter what this time.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2018, 03:02:14 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8977 on: March 25, 2018, 02:58:44 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8978 on: March 25, 2018, 03:00:07 pm »

C

Anything else would be out of character. Cyl does not let slights go unanswered.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8979 on: March 25, 2018, 03:06:21 pm »

C

As long as we don't get into direct combat, we should do more than fine.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8980 on: March 25, 2018, 03:07:21 pm »

You send the Army to crush the rebels.

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A week later, your Army triumphantly returns. The initial phase of the fighting was a bit hectic, but soon the numerical superiority and discipline of your soldiers meant victory for your troops. Out of the estimated 2650 rebels, your officers believe only few dozen escaped with their lives intact. Glory to Yoean Dynasty! Glory to the Emperor!

1157 AD, Autumn

Upon a rainy day, your son Saenn knocks onto the door of your chambers.

"Enter." You slips inside and closes the door. He approaches you, takes a deep breath, and looks you into the eye.

"Father, I'm here to tell you I'm marrying someone." Oh gosh. Oh what joy.

"Who is it? A thief? A princess with hidden love for fellow princesses? A woman of mystical powders?" He glares at you.

"No, it is daughter of a local nobleman from Felonsein. We met during one of festivals last year, and since then, we've been exchanging correspondence. I've proclaimed her my love, and she responded in kind a month ago. So, I'm asking for permission."

A) "Fine, that's okay. May the Alldivines bless you with many children."
B) "No, you see, I need you to marry someone else some other time."
« Last Edit: March 25, 2018, 03:10:08 pm by Haspen »
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8981 on: March 25, 2018, 03:09:18 pm »

Woops, looks like I missed both helmacon's post and Rockeater's change of vote (you guys really should make a separate post for that).

But do you guys want a redo? I mean, the current outcome is pretty good v;
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8982 on: March 25, 2018, 03:11:09 pm »

Nah we won that's what matters

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8983 on: March 25, 2018, 03:11:17 pm »

Worst outcome on a redo is a 6. +3 bonus already, plus the +2 from Cyl's title. even on a one it's a 6. It can only get better.

Redo!
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8984 on: March 25, 2018, 03:11:40 pm »

Nah we won that's what matters

We need more feats to add to Cyl's name.
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