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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786575 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8940 on: March 25, 2018, 12:07:27 pm »

You greenlight the conversion project. The wine must flow!

1156 AD, Winter

Gemstones and half of silver quota arrive without problems, and you receive the confirmation; the mines have been fully restored, except the leaking area, which has been sealed twice. Silver will be fully mined elsewhere, and the prospectors are already looking for new veins and deposits.

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The glassware makes excellent profits this year. The quality of the wares also helped keeping the peoples docile!

1156 AD, Midwinter

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You receive disturbing reports from countryside; apparently many nobles, with traditions ingrained into them since birth, took it very badly when you proclaimed that women will be given inheritance laws. And of course, nobles have their servants, friends and colleagues with them.

You can bet on your skin that there will be some grumbling and unhappiness.

1156 AD, End of the Year

You tap your fingers on the desk. The outside is silent; there was little of snowfall this winter, and the cool winds are rarely disturbing the peaceful tranquility of clear skies.

Back to business, though; the Advisor is here! And with him, of course, are the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

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Happiness: 3
Population: 7
Economy: 3
Army: 7
Imp.Authority: +0

He bows his head.

"My liege, the population of Methiant is unhappy and the Treasury is looking empty. But there are some good news; the authority of the Emperor's office has been strengthened by your hard-working Statesmen despite the bleak situation, and the Army managed to fill its yearly quota of recruits just right."

"Do you wish to issue an Edict, your Majesty?"

A) "Gotta expand that list, duh!"
B) "Eh, ask me next year maybe."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8941 on: March 25, 2018, 12:09:42 pm »

A

Bill of Rights
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8942 on: March 25, 2018, 12:12:25 pm »

No Edict

or, B i guess
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8943 on: March 25, 2018, 12:16:57 pm »

B

Rights are bad news. All it'll end up doing is opening the floodgates for the Peasants to complain about even more things and be even more unhappy!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8944 on: March 25, 2018, 12:21:33 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8945 on: March 25, 2018, 12:23:04 pm »

B Bill of Rights would cause the nobles to be even more unhappy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8946 on: March 25, 2018, 12:28:46 pm »

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I'm open to a Bill of Rights, but I continue to assert that is something we must consider when the Imperial Authority is High. B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8947 on: March 25, 2018, 12:34:06 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8948 on: March 25, 2018, 12:41:46 pm »

B

We just pissed off the nobility, let them simmer down for a bit before we try to push a bill of rights.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8949 on: March 25, 2018, 01:05:45 pm »

You decide against any Edicts.

1157 AD, Spring

There are two people wanting to meet with you; one is the Lord of Fireblood, in charge of the Fireblood Court, and has some news about weapons developed there.

The other person is a single messenger of yours, who claims to have returned from Gan Minsong with news of potential of trade.

A) I don't remember sending any envoys to the Far East. Let him in.
B) First we must concentrate on the strength of Methiant - Fireblood Court!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8950 on: March 25, 2018, 01:09:14 pm »

B

Lets authorize our new toys before dealing with the fishy messenger who may or may not be an assassin.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8951 on: March 25, 2018, 01:09:32 pm »

B

Lets take a look at some weapons before we're assassinated.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8952 on: March 25, 2018, 01:09:42 pm »

B The messenger can wait.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8953 on: March 25, 2018, 01:11:58 pm »

B


what the hell were that choices of the next emperor?

we expanded primogeniture laws, let's see what our daughters are capable of
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8954 on: March 25, 2018, 01:13:14 pm »

B!

what the hell were that choices of the next emperor?

we expanded primogeniture laws, let's see what our daughters are capable of

We only had the one, actually, Eirika, and she's Queen Mother of Cydwyl (at least I think that's the right word).
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