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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787533 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8670 on: March 20, 2018, 12:31:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8671 on: March 20, 2018, 01:35:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8672 on: March 20, 2018, 02:04:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8673 on: March 20, 2018, 06:00:24 pm »

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We already declared the war to our court. If we delay, It's likely word will get back to them, and they will have time to find allies and raise an emergency army.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8674 on: March 20, 2018, 06:46:38 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8675 on: March 20, 2018, 07:40:09 pm »

A.  Honestly, why bother declaring war at all if you're going to put it aside for something like this?  It's just tossing away advantages.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8676 on: March 20, 2018, 07:44:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8677 on: March 20, 2018, 07:47:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8678 on: March 21, 2018, 01:15:37 am »

You decide to postpone the campaign for the wedding.

1155 AD, Late Spring

Herta arrives at the capital and the wedding occurs! The bride has twenty one winters under her belt, is taller even than you, has very white skin and flock of pale blonde hair, bordering on white you could swear, and her bosom is moderately large, but she's got legs, as far as you can tell.

Llewyn is not sure what to make of the girl, but next day he complains of tiredness and loinache. Bedchamber maids report that compared to him, Herta looks fine and full of energy. She seems also very interested in the books in the royal library, as well as ponies in the palatial stables, and also the local embroidery and fabrics knitted by the matrons.

But enough of family matters. Entrusting Llewyn with his new family, and the court with matters of the state, you leave with the Army!



Congratulations! Houlandin I embarks on a military campaign!



As the Army nears Lametania by the next week, your officers wonder about the strategic plan.

A) Besiege some border forts to tie them up, then march for the capital!
B) We roll through their backyard a bit to draw them out into the field!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8679 on: March 21, 2018, 01:24:15 am »

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« Reply #8680 on: March 21, 2018, 01:35:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8681 on: March 21, 2018, 01:41:47 am »

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We are much bigger than them. We can afford to roll the country.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8682 on: March 21, 2018, 01:44:52 am »

We are much bigger than them. We can afford to roll the country.

Not necessarily true - as a kingdom they can also have Army values approaching or equal to 10. If we had 11 or 12, then I'd tend to agree with you.

As such, A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8683 on: March 21, 2018, 02:07:25 am »

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« Reply #8684 on: March 21, 2018, 02:44:22 am »

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