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Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787134 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8505 on: March 19, 2018, 12:36:36 pm »

BA seens nice, but... FA

we will probably have to pay absurd prices for the sculptor anyway
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8506 on: March 19, 2018, 12:42:27 pm »

FA.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8507 on: March 19, 2018, 12:48:10 pm »

FB no option to strenghten the economy :/
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8508 on: March 19, 2018, 12:52:23 pm »

MILITARY EDICTS:

Matters of military hierarchy, philosophy of war and development of military tech.

Establish the Shadowranks:
Politics often involve underhanded tactics. A castle full of commoner staff and visiting foreigners just asks for a disaster to occur. Let's have the military form a professional division of most loyal of soldiers, who would protect the Emperor, his family and important state officials, during the day, night, war, peace, revelries of festivals and monotony of daily life.

BUREAUCRATIC EDICTS:

Matters of administration and government.

Expand Primogeniture Law:
A string of bad luck can render a monarch without a male heir or cause succession debates. Rather than risk some unpleasant consequences of such a situation, it might be better to allow a skilled female to ascend to the throne, especially if she is as good at matters of the governance as any other ruler.

Issue the Bill of Rights:
A standarized code of basic laws of the common peoples. Even if peasants will have nothing else left, they will always have their basic freedoms, helping ease their minds in times of emergency - and perhaps allow the spirit of liberty and humanism to blossom (for good or worse).

Enact Settlement Policy:
Guarantee that those willing to settle in previously undeveloped lands or territories yet unclaimed by any nation will be given a certain amount of money to help further their effort. However, this might cause a severe drain on the Treasury, especially during times of sudden, mass migrations to the countryside.

Establish Religion Tax:
Various congregations are given away territories and various tax exemptions for those. With erosion of religious influences upon the state, its prime opportunity to dip our hand into prime source of income that is donations and tithes gathered by those numerous cults present in the empire. It will surely not please them, and, by extension, your subjects.

Matters of religion, culture and art.

Establish Calendar of Festivities:
Rather than throw a festival every few years to celebrate a bontiful harvest, let's instead establish a cyclic and stable calendar of state-sponsored festivities for the whole year. This will cause a drain on the Treasury, but hey - people love festivals!

Endorse State Patronage of Arts:
To help develop the nation culturally, set aside certain amount of budget money to sponsor sculptors, poets, musicians and painters. It will be a constant drain on the Treasury, but think of how prestigious your nation will become, what with those masterpieces of art popping left and right!

Establish The Royal House of Learning:
Scholars scribbling down books in secluded libraries and scriptories should be a thing of the past! Let's instead establish a centre of learning, where those of intellect can exchange ideas and educate those willing to learn. It will help the nation develop technologically, although maintenance of this beacon of enlightenment will obviously require yearly costs.

REVOKE EDICT: Revokes a previously implemented edict, either to cut spending, appease some disgruntled subjects, or both. On the other hand, it might tick off some other peoples, potentially causing a deadly cascade of discontent.

Late Spring, 1135 AD: Established the Fireblood Court:
Creation of a specialized military branch devoted purely to development of Fireblood arms to ensure they are aplenty and of best designs around. This will allow to centralize the production, research and budgeting of Fireblood weaponry rather than having some errant alchemists and engineers running around, trying to make things happen.

End of Year 1135 AD: Proclaimed Religious Equality:
Travelers, merchants, immigrants; they all bring new beliefs and philosophies into the country. Rather than fight those foreign influences, it might be best to allow all peoples free worship on equal level no matter the size and beliefs of the congregation, to help all different worshippers achieve a certain degree to harmony and peace.

End of Year 1139 AD: Established Recruitment Offices:
Mandatory training for youths is a good thing, but after bloodier-than-usual wars, there might be shortage of men to replenish the ranks. If we were to expand on the royal bureaucracy to include offices for traveling civilian recruiters and offer citizenship grants for mercenaries and travelers looking for a new home, our Army could refill its ranks much faster.

End of Year 1140 AD: Established The Council of Statesmen:
Creation of a small council of governmental officials who will be tasked with helping the government run smoother alongside traditional advisors, and, of course, the monarch himself. This will help strengthen the Imperial Authority, even in dire times, and help pass edicts quicker, although giving even more political power away from the throne than in the past might become a source of troubles one day.

End of Year 1142 AD: Established Passage Tax:
All those travelers, adventurers, merchants and others are moving through the country for free! Let's establish a tax for those entering and leaving our country - this will earn us nice profits each year, although it might slow down immigration and convince some merchants to seek passage through elsewhere.

End of Year 1146 AD: Established Diplomatic Corps:
Creation of a small but highly professional cabinet of diplomats and ambassadors that would visit neighbouring countries on regular basis to strengthen ties with nearby rulers and their nobles, and maybe even develop favorable treaties with them.

Summer 1152 AD: Issued the Codex of Training Regimen:
A set of efficient (and slightly draconian) requirements and practices of training to ensure that the Army gets only the best recruits of them all. This will make the Army much better in combat, although there might be a problem to fill yearly recruitment quotas sometimes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8509 on: March 19, 2018, 12:54:09 pm »

Establish the Shadowranks, for reasons of elves might murder our family if we don't and possibly might even if we do.

Could also be a good idea to establish the Royal House of Learning, R&D investment could be a way to conjure up some economically relevant resources both on the homefront and in Orcworld.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8510 on: March 19, 2018, 12:56:41 pm »

Shadowranks
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8511 on: March 19, 2018, 12:58:32 pm »

Establish Shadowranks. I also want the House of Learning, but I'm bored of elven assasination attempts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8512 on: March 19, 2018, 01:00:43 pm »

Guys, our Money stat may look good, but we do not have much income anymore. We shouldn't be passing something like Shadowranks with upkeep until we find a new source of income.

Expanding Primogeniture Law should send a message to that stubborn son of ours, as well as our daughter and grandson. It wont even cost us a cent, and may lead to the peaceful acquisition of Cydwyl!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8513 on: March 19, 2018, 01:03:40 pm »

Shadowrank our oturity is 0 ,if we change inheretence our son might rebel.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8514 on: March 19, 2018, 01:06:34 pm »

Expand progeniture laws

Guys, our Money stat may look good, but we do not have much income anymore. We shouldn't be passing something like Shadowranks with upkeep until we find a new source of income.

Expanding Primogeniture Law should send a message to that stubborn son of ours, as well as our daughter and grandson. It wont even cost us a cent, and may lead to the peaceful acquisition of Cydwyl!

This! if our son rebel we play with Cydwyl to kill him, we have 7 hapiness maybe even peasants would help

And maybe in the recent future we should do the patronage or settlement edict as both maybe can give us money back
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8515 on: March 19, 2018, 01:07:30 pm »

Guys, our Money stat may look good, but we do not have much income anymore. We shouldn't be passing something like Shadowranks with upkeep until we find a new source of income.

Do the Shadowranks actually have upkeep? It's clear for the cultural edicts because they explicitly mention a yearly cost, but the Codex of Training Regimen doesn't seem to incur a yearly cost, and stuff like the Bill of Rights or primogeniture expansion clearly wouldn't either. They might just have an IA cost. On the other hand, Fireblood Court doesn't say it costs economy but it actually does, and it's unclear in the case of the Recruitment Offices, so who even knows.

I tell you hwat, it sure would be handy if some kind of deific figure could descend from the heavens and enlighten us voters about which of these would actually cost us money (maybe with some kind of categorization like [one-off], [yearly upkeep], [roll-based effect]) since that seems like information that would be included in any sensible project proposal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8516 on: March 19, 2018, 01:13:51 pm »

Shadowranks Yeah a House of Learning once we're sure we have the economy to consistantly fund it would be pretty cool.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8517 on: March 19, 2018, 01:19:33 pm »

Expand primogeniture laws
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8518 on: March 19, 2018, 01:19:49 pm »

Recruitment Offices, Settlement Policy, Calendar of Festivals, Patronage of Arts and House of Learning have yearly drains (-1), Fireblood Court is costlier (-2) cuz you have no mineral (sulphur, coal etc) mines/supply.

All other are free.

Passage Tax provides +1 with no negative impact cuz you guys have no exports going out, no imports going in (and glassware is sold locally and thus is exempt), and settlement policy isnt on. I sometimes try to flip a coin to get negative event outta this but RNG has been blessing you about this since '42.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8519 on: March 19, 2018, 01:22:15 pm »

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