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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789139 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8460 on: March 18, 2018, 05:29:58 pm »

A

Don't really see why anyone's hot and bothered about the Alldivines, they're about as good as anyone else. And you gotta respect the Eleven Graces' relaxed attitudes to child sacrifice.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8461 on: March 18, 2018, 05:30:04 pm »

A

I have a bad feeling about this, though. . .
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8462 on: March 18, 2018, 05:30:29 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8463 on: March 18, 2018, 05:31:47 pm »

A rng please be with us (also having the statue be him on a horse seems like a bad idea due to past kings fates lol)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8464 on: March 18, 2018, 05:32:54 pm »

B

The boy is old enough to decide the affairs of his son and sole heir.

A rng please be with us (also having the statue be him on a horse seems like a bad idea due to past kings fates lol)

Inb4 crushed by giant stone horse.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8465 on: March 18, 2018, 05:33:54 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8466 on: March 18, 2018, 05:41:35 pm »

A
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8467 on: March 18, 2018, 05:50:50 pm »

A

Yeah I don't quite get how the Alldivines started brainwashing our kids. For the record Abis was never bad, we were bad to her.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8468 on: March 18, 2018, 05:59:18 pm »

A

Try to convince, sure, but if he doesn't want too, okay.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8469 on: March 18, 2018, 06:22:02 pm »

A

You know, for all this work we have put into religious tolerance, i'm kinda worried that we are gonna end up with some fundamentalist for our heir.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8470 on: March 18, 2018, 06:54:57 pm »

B There is no reason to force this, and I am starting to believe Parsia is trying to eat us by dynastic tie.

Also, in case you guys forgot, Parsia is Intolerant as fuck toward other religion, something to consider before marrying more of their royalty.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8471 on: March 18, 2018, 07:28:13 pm »

Oh, the Parsians are intolerant within their own borders. But the last king at least was quite isolationist, and his daughter only had one small incident with hallucinogens. He didn't try conversion by the sword the way the Damdamians do. New guy remains to be seen, but I think marrying another daughter would go a long way toward mellowing his attitude.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8472 on: March 18, 2018, 11:09:12 pm »

B. Houlandin is a widower with two sons isn't he? If so we don't really need to worry about getting him married if he isn't interested.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8473 on: March 19, 2018, 12:13:40 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8474 on: March 19, 2018, 01:02:53 am »

8a 5b

A rng please be with us (also having the statue be him on a horse seems like a bad idea due to past kings fates lol)

Inb4 crushed by giant stone horse.

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You try to convince him.

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Several minutes later, the guards walk in, startled by the shouting and noise you two were making. Houlandin didn't budge and stormed off, while you retreat to your study to cool down.

Your courtiers once again have to write a letter in your name, too.



1153 AD, Winter

Gems and silver arrive in your treasury.

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And for second year in a row, the glassware exceeds exceptations of your traders! Money pours into the Treasury, and governors around Methiant note the praise your subjects are giving you.

An interesting report arrives from one of your administrators in Tiftit - apparently, an ancient tomb has been discovered under one of the many farm fields there! The tomb is rather strange, because it is shaped like honeycomb, and has various branch-like runes etched around the entrance, the script unlike any known human or dwarven (or hurthling, as the little guys attest).

The administrator asks what to do about this strange find.

A) Just cover it up and relocate the farm just to be sure.
B) Purify it, but do not touch it.
C) Purify and open it! I call dibs on the fancy loot!!
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