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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775529 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8340 on: March 16, 2018, 07:20:30 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8341 on: March 16, 2018, 07:22:02 pm »
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8342 on: March 16, 2018, 08:09:58 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on March 16, 2018, 07:22:02 pm
C. Let's get that passage tax working for us.
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8343 on: March 16, 2018, 09:07:50 pm »
Shit, didn't even notice the update.

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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8344 on: March 17, 2018, 12:29:31 pm »
You agree to send the letter to Cydwyllian monarchs. Getting family closer together always has benefits.

1151 AD, Midwinter

With all the rebelling and rioting having gone quiet lately, the murmurs about an expedition in Orcworld show up. Both the army and the scholars wish to explore more of this strange new world, but there's still the matter of destination; the green lands in the east, or southernly direction, where Ur-Uk might be?

A) We should explore the east more vigorously.
B) We should concentrate on the southern areas.
C) No expeditions please, we need to protect the portal.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8345 on: March 17, 2018, 12:44:07 pm »
Shit. This is still a thing, isn't it? We can't very well let take as advantage of it and... Wait. Didn't the Ironbonr mountains long go unused due to the threat of orks? With them gone, we might finally be able to start a mining expedition.

Anyways. A The Ur-Uk seem a bit too poor and downtrodden to make a proper profit from.
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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8346 on: March 17, 2018, 12:45:44 pm »
B! We really need some aliens in our family tree and this is the best way to get some.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8347 on: March 17, 2018, 12:46:46 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8348 on: March 17, 2018, 01:03:51 pm »
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Alien poontang does not make us money, fertile land and resources will.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8349 on: March 17, 2018, 01:11:07 pm »
Quote from: Kashyyk on March 17, 2018, 01:03:51 pm
Alien poontang does not make us money, fertile land and resources will.

At the end of the day isn't alien poontang its own reward?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8350 on: March 17, 2018, 01:16:56 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8351 on: March 17, 2018, 01:20:30 pm »
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8352 on: March 17, 2018, 01:58:39 pm »
You decide that the grasslands are of better use for the Empire, and thus an expedition will set out to explore that part of Orcworld.

1151 AD, Late Winter

A reply has arrived; King Erik has unfortunately decided against the marriage as he has set his sights on some other noble maiden. But his brother Estjald needs a wife, so he is willing to accept Alissa as his brother's spouse.

A) Nah, I won't permit this to happen.
B) Let's forward the reply to Valhelma so she can decide.
C) Works well for all involved, I guess? Let's go with the marriage.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8353 on: March 17, 2018, 02:02:10 pm »
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Quote from: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:27:37 am
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8354 on: March 17, 2018, 02:07:19 pm »
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We're just the middleman here, not really invested one way or the other.
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