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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775864 times)

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8220 on: March 12, 2018, 12:13:26 pm »

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Our boy will find some tail soon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8221 on: March 12, 2018, 01:06:33 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8222 on: March 12, 2018, 01:11:38 pm »

A

Perhaps pushing the boundary in some family feuds (the thing our reclusive trait seems to make us avoid) will help us shake the reclusive trait.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8223 on: March 12, 2018, 03:15:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8224 on: March 12, 2018, 03:19:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8225 on: March 12, 2018, 03:19:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8226 on: March 12, 2018, 04:06:52 pm »


Perhaps pushing the boundary in some family feuds (the thing our reclusive trait seems to make us avoid) will help us shake the reclusive trait.

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Worst case we roll a 1 and our son hate us for a long time
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8227 on: March 12, 2018, 04:11:13 pm »


Perhaps pushing the boundary in some family feuds (the thing our reclusive trait seems to make us avoid) will help us shake the reclusive trait.

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Worst case we roll a 1 and our son hate us for a long time
That why we have another one.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8228 on: March 12, 2018, 04:31:26 pm »

Worst case we roll a 1 and our son hate us for a long time

And he's the healthy son too if I recall correctly, so what's he even gonna do about it, passive-aggressively outlive us?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8229 on: March 12, 2018, 05:23:26 pm »

9a 7b



You try to convince him to relent and marry the Damdamian girl.

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Not only you fail to do so, you feel the crushing urge to retreat to your study. There you find peace and comfort, and it's good thing nothing else came up today because you would probably leave the important decisions to your court.

The court, of course, still has to write a letter of rejection to King of Rucus. You sure hope they do good.

1150 AD, Late Autumn

The Parsians has taken control of the alliance forces, because Cidric's health begun to deterioriate and he has been moved back to Cydwyl territories.

Meanwhile, an indecent rumor is coursing about your palace; apparently, some people have spotted Lerna, widow of Iwald, being unusually friendly toward Saenn, your youngest son and her brother-in-law.

A) And what of it? They're family, family gotta talk from time to time.
B) Is that incest? In my palace?? Not on my watch! BEGONE THOT!
C) I need to discreetly get information from or about them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8230 on: March 12, 2018, 05:34:04 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8231 on: March 12, 2018, 05:38:45 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8232 on: March 12, 2018, 05:39:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8233 on: March 12, 2018, 05:39:32 pm »

C Why do we have a spy master if not for cases like this?

her brother-in-law.

Incest? Where do you get that? Improper, yes, but hardly incest.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8234 on: March 12, 2018, 05:57:42 pm »

C

This is the girl Iwald brought home from Eldrican without telling anybody first; she could be a seductress on the prowl for another heir.

her brother-in-law.

Incest? Where do you get that? Improper, yes, but hardly incest.

Not every culture reckons strictly by lines of descent. Some take marriage=family more broadly than much of the modern West; it's part of what makes marriage alliances so much stronger than paper ones.


The court, of course, still has to write a letter of rejection to King of Rucus. You sure hope they do good.
That's easy  :P :

Dear sir,

We are most sorry to inform you that our liaison to your court was woefully underinformed with regard to the marital status of the imperial princes of Methiant. As it happens, Prince Eivan is not currently eligible for marriage to your esteemed daughter, as he has a living wife already. Be assured that those responsible for this mix-up have been 'reprimanded' and that an up-to-date copy of our book of peerage has been included with this missive in order to prevent future misunderstandings.

Yours truly,

Consul General of Imperial Methiant,
under the name and seal of Cyl I
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