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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776051 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8160 on: March 11, 2018, 09:52:59 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8161 on: March 11, 2018, 10:19:34 am »

You decide to give the money away and restore Pantheonist shrines, per agreements. The nobles bow in gratitude and leave, praising your name.

Then the messenger from Ceodwell arrives, with a letter.

Apparently, there has been some religious rioting in some of the larger cities. It seems that Alldivines, most of them displaced refugees, aren't taking kindly to their former Parsian 'oppressors' being allowed to establish shrines in Ceodwell, due to religious tolerance edict. It has finally escalated into brawl when a theological discussion in the marketplace turned violent after some of the more hot-blooded acolytes got involved.

Then, similar incidents started to happen in nearby cities.

A) Time to send the Army to restore public order in Ceodwellian cities.
B) It shows that Parsians aren't able to cooperate. Expel them!
C) Not my problem, the governor surely can handle this on his own.
D) Maybe Alldivines are stirring shit up? I ought to remind their high clergy of the imperial laws.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8162 on: March 11, 2018, 10:26:32 am »

Where is the option to kill them all and let their respective gods sort it out? Such a nuisance.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8163 on: March 11, 2018, 10:28:19 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8164 on: March 11, 2018, 10:28:32 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8165 on: March 11, 2018, 10:35:59 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8166 on: March 11, 2018, 10:49:56 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8167 on: March 11, 2018, 10:57:04 am »

A, teach those Alldivines some feckin' manners
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8168 on: March 11, 2018, 11:13:43 am »

How about E) Send agents to investigate who started it and beat those people up specifically?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8169 on: March 11, 2018, 11:16:12 am »

How about E) Send agents to investigate who started it and beat those people up specifically?
If there is I change to this
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8170 on: March 11, 2018, 11:38:32 am »

A Riots not allowed
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8171 on: March 11, 2018, 11:44:59 am »

Alldivines making trouble again? How shocking. /s
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8172 on: March 11, 2018, 12:47:50 pm »

Definitely would go for the E option. Find the instigators!

Though, maybe that might only be an option if we have a shadow court...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8173 on: March 11, 2018, 12:59:30 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8174 on: March 11, 2018, 01:12:38 pm »

You send the Army to bring order to streets of Ceodwellian cities once more.

1150 AD, Summer

After many years, Thaud Owalynn finishes his illuminated tome of history: "Yoean Dynasty: From Chaos, Enlightenment".

Per your instructions, he has concentrated on highlighting your dynasty's reforms and the unification process of the regional peoples under your banner. The 180+ pages manuscript has many illustrations, representing banners, your precedessors, and other important figures and events.

Held in high regard by historians of next centuries, of course it will come under attack in the age of Internet as being 'book of propaganda and justification of oppression of cultures and nations', but why bother yourself with historians of the next millenia? Pfft!

1150 AD, Autumn

Another gigantic battle took place just southeast of Bloodpeak Mountains, involving almost twenty thousand of troops (half each for both sides), and the casualties amounted to 3/4ths of the total number, this time mostly on Agaresian side however.

Finally, you get a reply from King Tetan I.

In the letter, he writes that the current circumstances has made him choose between honoring the deal, and spending the silver for the good of Eldrican peoples, and of course, like any sane leader, he has chosen the latter.

There's no mention whether this is temporary, and when and if and how he will honor the deal in the future.

A) Insolent, honorless, oathbreaking cur! Sound the horns of war!!!
B) Fine, we can let him go away with it.
C) Oh no you don't. Time to send another letter, with delegates, guards and some threats attached to it!
« Last Edit: March 11, 2018, 01:16:26 pm by Haspen »
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